On the Subject of Regular Show

You know who else is one button press away from exploding?

Something’s gone horribly wrong at the park—again. Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. has returned, and this time he’s found a way to resurrect some of Regular Show’s most infamous villains from all 8 seasons! Three different locations are overrun with chaos, each with their own resurrected boss. To defeat each boss, you must identify the character best equipped to take them down.

  • You will be presented with a location, a boss, and 3 random characters from the Regular Show universe
  • Every character has a base power level determined in Table 1: Base Power. Find the intersection of that character and the background location to determine base power level
  • Then, modify each character’s base power by applying each true condition for that character found in Table 2: Modifiers to obtain their final power level
  • Finally, press the button containing the character with the highest final power level. If multiple characters have the highest final power level, choose either of them
  • HOWEVER, before selecting a character, check to see if any special conditions apply to the given event, located in Appendix: Special Conditions. Apply the effects of all true conditions after finding each character’s final power level
  • Select a correct character for 3 locations to solve the module

Table 1: Base Power

CharacterCoffee ShopDomeLollilandMuscle Man’s TrailerMoonParkSkips’s HouseVoid
Benson26243642
CJ53232442
Don34244646
Eileen52122332
Gary77771171111
Hi Five Ghost33253522
Mr. Maellard 16621621
Margaret63333442
Mordecai 54235643
Muscle Man 44373654
Pam47334431
Pops22532535
Reginald 66667688
Rigby43226643
Skips7978910118
Starla 43161431
Thomas46242542

Table 2: Modifiers

CharacterConditions
Benson
  • Serial number contains any character in BAL15: + 1
  • Boss is Susan or Natalie, or Mr. Maellard is present: - 3
  • Pam is present: + 3
CJ
  • CLR indicator or RJ-45 present: + 2
  • Mordecai is present: + 2
  • Margaret is present: - 3
  • Serial number contains a vowel: - 1
Don
  • Rigby is present: + 2
  • Serial number does not contain any character in 5UGAR:
    - 1
  • Boss is WereSkunk or Ello Gov’nor: + 1
Eileen
  • Margaret and/or Rigby are present: + 2 each
  • Last digit of the serial number is even: + 1
  • Empty port plate present: + 2
  • Boss is ybgiR or Coffee Coffee: + 2
Gary
  • Neither Skips nor Reginald are present: - 4
  • Boss is death: + 2
  • No indicators present: -3
Hi Five Ghost
  • Salts, Clapping Music, or Hand Turkey module is present: + 4
  • Muscle Man is present: + 2
  • Serial number contains a 5: + 5
Mr. Maellard
  • Pops is present: + 4
  • Boss is Ello Gov’nor: - 1
  • 2 or more batteries present: + 2
Margaret
  • CJ is present: - 3
  • Mordecai or Eileen is present : + 2
  • Boss is Coffee Coffee: + 2
  • DVI-D ports: + 1 each
Mordecai
  • Rigby, CJ, and/or Margaret are present: + 2 each
  • Boss is Garrett Bobby Ferguson: + 2
  • Boss is Blondes: + 4 if there is a serial port, - 4 otherwise
  • MSA indicator present: + 1
Muscle Man
  • Hi Five Ghost or Starla is present: + 2
  • Boss is Hammer or Party Pete: + 3
  • My Mom module present: + 10
  • No batteries present: -4
Pam
  • Benson is present: + 3
  • Mr. Maellard is present: - 1
  • PS2 ports: + 1 each
Pops
  • Parallel port present: + 2
  • Two of Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Skips, and/or Thomas are present: + 7
Reginald
  • Boss is death: - 2
  • Gary is present: + 1
  • Sum of serial number digits is greater than 8: - 3
Rigby
  • Mordecai, Don, or Eileen are present: + 2
  • Boss is Ello Gov’nor, Wereskunk, or ybgiR: - 3
  • Boss is Blondes, Party Pete, or Susan: + 3
  • FRK indicator: + 1
Skips
  • Boss is Death: + 4 if the last serial number digit is odd, - 4 otherwise
  • Stereo RCA ports: - 1 each
  • Neither Pops nor Thomas are present: - 3
Starla
  • Muscle Man is present: + 3
  • Mordecai is present: - 2
  • Simon’s Star or Spangled Stars module is present: + 2
Thomas
  • Boss is Natalie: + 2
  • Muscle Man or Skips are present: + 2
  • TRN indicator present: - 1

Appendix: Special Conditions

Condition Effect
Location is the Moon and at least one of the below is true:
  1. The sum of the serial number digits is less than 7
  2. There is a Sun module present
  3. There is a Moon module present

Instead of looking at final power level, a character should be chosen by their Hamboning level.

Of course, the character with the lowest final power level is the best Hamboner.

Boss is Anti-Pops, and Pops is present

Choose Pops no matter what.

Wow, that was boring. Almost as boring as the season 8 finale.

Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are all present, and the serial number contains a character in F1R3D Benson actually fires Mordecai and Rigby, setting their final power level to 0.
Boss is Garrett Bobby Ferguson, and there is a lit BOB indicator Modifiers are as good as broken bones. Characters should be chosen based solely on their base power level.
Boss is Coffee Coffee, the location is the Coffee Shop, and there is a Coffeebucks module present WOOAAAAHHHH TOOOOO MUUUCH COFFFFEEEEEE!!! EILEEEEEN, MAAARGAREEET, CJ, AND PAAAM GET - 5 TO THEIR FINAL POWER LEVELSSSS!
Boss is Ello Gov’nor, Rigby is present, and either a British Slang or London Underground module is present

Oi, listen up, yeah? Rigby’s finally grown a pair an’ decided he ain’t leggin’ it no more. That dodgy British taxi what’s been hauntin’ him? Man’s squarin’ up proper, fists out, no cap. Bruv’s ready to have a full-on barney with the motor, innit.

Choose the raccoon bloke.

Either of the following is true:
  1. Boss is Party Pete and there is a Soda module
  2. Boss is ybgiR and there is a Mirror module

Well, it appears as though Party Pete already drank himself to explosion, and ybgiR returned to the mirror dimension, so there really isn't anyone to fight.

Choose anyone. Yeee-uhhhhhh!!!!

Mordecai, Margaret, and CJ are all present Mordecai is too busy simping. Set his final power level to 0.

Image identification

Characters

Benson CJ
Don Eileen
Gary Hi Five Ghost
Mr. Maellard Margaret
Mordecai Muscle Man
Pam Pops
Reginald Rigby
Skips Starla
Thomas

Locations

Coffee Shop Dome
Lolliland Muscle Man’s Trailer
The Moon The Park
Skips’s House The Void

Bosses

Anti-Pops Blondes
Coffee Coffee Death
Ello Gov’nor Garrett Bobby Ferguson
The Hammer Natalie
Party Pete Susan
WereSkunk ybgiR