On the Subject of Remote Math
You’re telling me bombs now connect to the internet?
This module consists of a button and two fruit pictures.
Step 1:
- Take the top fruit’s number on the defuser’s module and multiply by 13.
 - Add 21 if the fruit image from the top fruit on the defuser’s module matches the text below the fruit.
 - Minus the number of ports.
 - Divide by the right hand side fruit’s number on the expert’s module.
 - Round down to the closest integer.
 - Take the absolute value of this number.
 - Modulo this number by 20
 - Press the left hand fruit on the expert’s module that many times.
 
Step 2:
- Take the right hand side fruit’s number on the expert’s module and multiply by the right hand side fruit’s number on the defuser’s module.
 - Minus 54 if both fruit image’s on the expert’s module match the text below them.
 - Divide by the amount of batteries. (Ignore this step if there are no batteries.)
 - Round down to the closest integer.
 - Take the absolute value of this number.
 - Modulo this number by 20
 - Press the right hand fruit on the expert’s module that many times.
 - Press it another five times for luck.
 
Step 3:
- Take the total of the amount of times you pressed the two fruits on the expert’s module and type in that number using the keypad.
 - Press plus.
 - Take the top fruit’s number on the defuser’s module and type it in.
 - Press minus if the total number of batteries is more than 5. Otherwise press multiply.
 - Take the right fruit’s number on the defuser’s module and type it in.
 - Press equals and then type the answer to this equation.