Sbemail Songs

On the Subject of Sbemail Songs

Where would I be without my Sbemail Songs?

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On this module will be a stage display in hexadecimal, a larger rectangular display below, a play button and a 4×4 grid of hexadecimal digits. Pressing the play button will play a short audio clip called a “sbemail song” that has a number associated with it. Every time a non-ignored module is solved, this module will change which sbemail song is played. NOTE: If there are no non-ignored modules present, press the play button to immediately solve.

See here or Appendix SBS for a full list of sbemail song transcriptions. NOTE: In the case of more than one of the same number, such as 122a/122b or 193/193½ where the transcriptions are completely different, only the first of each can appear on the module.

At each stage, take the number associated with the current sbemail song and convert it to binary, with zeros added to the left to make it 8 bits long if needed. Rearrange the binary number as shown in the first table depending on what was in the name of the last solved module. For modules that contain more than one of these names (e.g. Morse-A-Maze), apply all appropriate rearrangements from the top down. For modules that contain the same name more than once (e.g. Simon Simons), only apply the appropriate rearrangement once. For stage 1, before any modules are solved, do not rearrange the binary number. On every pair of bits, perform the bitwise operator corresponding to the resulting number to make the sequence 4 bits long, then convert it to a hexadecimal digit. Modify this digit according to the third table. If the digit exceeds 10_hex at any point, modulo 10_hex before continuing.

Throughout solving modules, make a sequence of the resulting digits. After every non-ignored module is solved, this module will allow the 4×4 grid of buttons to be pressed. Submit the obtained sequence to solve the module. There is no penalty for attempting to press any of the buttons in the 4×4 grid before this change.

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List

1	Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That’s me, Strong Bad.
2	I’m gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo…
3	Checkin’ my email, checkin’ my email, checkin’-checkin’-checkin’-checkin’ my email.
4	I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo…
5	Checkin’ emails is like the best thing I do.
6	I check, you check, we all check for e… mail check… an email…
7	I am going to check my email.
8	I remember the time when I checked my email.
9	I’ve carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10	I’m totally checking my email. Total, man.
11	Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble…
12	Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13	Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh…
14	Must… check… email…
15	Everybody… check your email…
16	Who’s that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email… Email…
17	Ohh! Electronic mail!
18	Something has compelled me to check my email.
19	Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow… Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow…
20	Hello, everybody! This week it’s time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21	This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22	Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do…
23	Oh! What’s this? An email? For me?!
24	Checkin’ my email… Here at The Stick… That’s pretty cool…
25	Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

26	Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27	I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28	This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29	All these… emails… I don’t understand.
30	I’ll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31	Umm… I don’t know… I’m gonna check my email.
32	Riballa diballa check email.
33	Super great, super great… Check your email! Diggity…
34	Time to check the email… Time to check the email… TIME…TO…CHECK…THE…EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I’m having some problems… [The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}] Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter… {The Cheat clicks the SB Email icon} Okay, here we go.
35	Ah, the old girl’s working again. What do you got for me?
36	Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight…
37	Mmmmm… fresh emails…
38	Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll…
39	Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis… Gimme some of this.
40	Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo…
41	I’m hooome! Okay, let’s see here. Don’t need this anymore. And don’t need this anymore. For behold… the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! {Compy starts up} Okay, let’s get to checking!
42	Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43	All the ladies want to know, who’s checkin’ that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44	I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check…
45	It’s the email, the email, what what, the email.
46	{clears throat} {in a clear voice} Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
47	Doo doo doo doo doo… Email! doo doo doo doo doo…

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

48	Boy, is it ever Monday.
49	Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50	Oh, girl… I want to email you so nice.
51	Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there’s-an-EMAIL!
52	Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53	In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54	Augh. My mouth tastes like… emails.
55	Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
56	Oh! The email!
57	So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58	Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it’s from a female!
59	There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60	Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61	Toons! Games! I’m gonna check my eeeemail…
62	Ahh…so many emails, so little good emails.
63	Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64	Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65	Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those… sbemails!
66	Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67	This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68	strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69	OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
70	Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

71	What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72	I’m intrigued by these… how you say… emails.
73	Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. ’Cept for maybe the Cheat.
74	Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75	Watch me do a little bit o’ email, and I’ll watch you do a little bit o’ uh—that’s never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o’ e mail, and I’ll watch you do a little bit o’ {email loads} uh—that’s never happened befo—oh wait, it’s an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76	Email! Email! Email! Email!
77	I met her in the summertime. Her name was… {operatic voice} email.
78	HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we’ll begin.
79	My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don’t call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80	Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81	Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
82	Email: It’s like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83	Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
84	Ladies and gentlemen. I give you… a-da sbemail.
85	Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos!
86	Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin’ all the emails out!
87	POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
88	I’m goin’ to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe. What? Oh. no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe. Um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin’. What the—! Don’t give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to… {sighs} on to the email.

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

89	It’s email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90	Email me don’t email me, email me don’t email me.
91	And coming in at number 91, it’s: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92	Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93	Whoa. Guess it’s been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some… Endust.
94	Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls… and no toilet.
95	Come on, big money! Big money! And… email!
96	So innocent and email free… That’s you ’n me.
97	Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98	Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99	Check your email and check your email. {looped} Check your email and check your email.
100	ONE TWO THREE FOUR—EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I’ll never forget the way it was, GRRRL…uh!
101	The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I’m cool.
102	Oh email, I’m gonna let you down easy… when I break up with you.
103	Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104	Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it’s time for funny stuff.
105	Our next show is a family show. It… is… the email.
106	Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand…
107	Let’s check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108	Oh, I’m an email gambler… that means I play cards with emails. Full house.

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

109	I’m not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind.
110	Let’s see. Make friends with Kerrek. What the-! Um… Buy Kerrek a cold one. What?! Oh man… Stupid game! I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111	I got an email in my pocket, and I think it’s starting to melt.
112	Let’s get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
113	Here comes The Strong Baaaaad… Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114	I’m checkin’ email, I’m checkin’ email. Hey, hey, I’m checkin’ email, I’m checkin’ email.
115	Checkin’ emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it’s a Strong Bad Email.
116	Ow ow ow… ow ow oww… ow ow owww… email…
117	Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118	I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119	All right! Let’s see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120	I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
121	A lot of ladies and a lot of girls… some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122	Oh oh, email’s in the backyard, makin’ some stew…
123	This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124	Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA…
125	Checkin’ email, now take it to the flip side! {repeats the previous sentence backwards}
126	You got to email, just to stay alive!
127	And if I email you! Girl, woman! Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman!
128	The email checker, come on and come on, y’all. The email checker, come on and come on, y’all!

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

129	Here comes another email that I’ll answer for you! Here comes another email that I’ll answer for you!
130	Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!
131	{rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit’ me, SB, y’all!
132	Can you handle my style? No, you can’t handle my styyyyyle. Email!
133	This email is making fun of you.
134	Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail…
135	{singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don’t know.
136	A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
137	I’m still here, after all these years, checkin’ my email. {in falsetto} Checkin’ my email!
138	Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries…
139	Hey everybody, it’s a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
140	It’s the email, baby, lunch juice!
141	Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh.
142	Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
143	Don’t you wanna email, don’t you need a email, don’t you turn your life around!
144	I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
145	I’m livin’ the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
146	I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
147	How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
148	This week, I’m feeling my style! I’ve got confidence in my email!
149	{blows on microphone and taps it} Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

150	I’ve been walkin’ on clouds and flippin’ off rainbows, on the wings of an email.
151	Can you see that I’ve got email styles, c’mon c’mon, can you see that I’ve got email styles?
152	A badaly-doo, it’s time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
153	Email is nice, habalubabulabada! Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
154	I’ll take you back to a time when email was king!
155	When email comes to town, you know, you know, it’s like a rainstorm… in your browser.
156	Good morning, Mr. Email, there’s a call for you on line 2.
157	A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
158	Oooh, it’s a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
159	Green lines, green, green lines. It’s a Strong Bad Email again.
160	Sippin’ on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
161	Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
162	A-just scrape some email off the top, and I’ll help you out toniiiight!
163	Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
164	{slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
165	I’m doin’ a party, I’m makin’ it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
166	I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
167	Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
168	Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
169	Oh, tiptoe your fingers ’cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
170	Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it’s time for email.
171	My email song! Where would I be without my email song?

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

172	Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
173	Check the deck, y’all! Press eject, y’all! Well, it’s another email and I’m about to reject y’all!
174	Email, I’m so in love with you it’s kinda inappropriate!
175	I’m running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
176	Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he’s a dork!
177	Gropin’ around in the dark, tryin’ ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
178	Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
179	Let a lil’ email into your heart, and it’ll clog your arteries!
180	Gary. I hope this email’s from Gary.
181	Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
182	When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
183	Emailin’ from the left to the right, emailin’ on a Tuuueeesday night.
184	I baked you this special email! It has… raisins.
185	Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
186	I’m chicky-checkin’ emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
187	Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I’ll keep my body nimble.
188	Green green grass… A pleasant ghost… Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
189	Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
190	Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
191	Oh, who’s checkin’ emails with his pants? Who’s checkin’ emails with his pants?
192	Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.

Appendix SBS: Sbemail Song List (continued)

193	My email is a cell phone. No it’s not! My email is a CAR phone! That’s right.
194	If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
195	Girl, where’s my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
196	Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I’ll wreck it!
197	Another freakin’ email, another freakin’ email song.
198	I’m gonna check my {grunt}, and then I’ll check my {grunt} and then we’ll turn it out.
199	I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
200	THE POOPSMITH: {singing} Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred sbemails? The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak! STRONG BAD: Puke!
201	Oh, man, I haven’t checked my email in so long, I bet there’s gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
202	Checking emails at home from your work computer, it’s kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
203	To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin’ made my boxing gloves sick.
204	Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don’t try to really feel me.
205	Checkin’ emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
206	Emails are like Hot Pockets; they’re full of garbage and cheese!
207	Let’s not make a big deal out of this! It’s just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
208	If I can’t check my email, then how I’m supposed to live my life?
209	And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check my wha, then you can {rhythmic mumbles}