On the Subject of Setup Wizard

Warning: Installing unknown applications can put your bomb at risk of malware and your body at risk of exploding.

  • Before you can start disarming this module, we need you to complete some preliminary steps to finish the installation process.
  • You can press “Next” button to advance to the next page, or you can press the X in the top-right to close the setup wizard and reset the module to its original state.
  • To finish installing the module, determine what your account information is and submit it on the third page.

Page 1: Download Location

This page determines your username, which consists of two words. On this page is a file directory with two folders. You start in a random folder, you cannot see the name of the folder you are currently in, and you can click on a folder to enter it. A map of the directory is shown below.

Downloads Pictures Documents Music Homework Videos

Use the swapped folders, the name of the starting folder (ignoring swaps), and the following lookup tables to determine your username:

  • If the first letter of the serial number is a letter in “SETUPWIZARD”, use the first swapped folder in alphabetical order with Table A and the second swapped folder in alphabetical order with Table B.
  • Otherwise, use the second swapped folder in alphabetical order with Table A and the first swapped folder in alphabetical order with Table B.
  • If the last letter of the serial number is a letter in “COMPUTERLAB”, use the swapped folders for the rows and the name of the starting folder for the columns.
  • Otherwise, use the swapped folders for the columns and the name of the starting folder for the rows.

Table A

DownloadsPicturesDocumentsMusicHomeworkVideos
DownloadsMoistAwesomeRandomMegaLordScary
PicturesRainbowBasedColonelCrazyRedPowerful
DocumentsTaintedNotDoctorFunkyHolyCreepy
MusicCringeUnhingedEpicCreamyMisterSloppy
HomeworkCoolWackySuperKingGrunkleFrench
VideosSecretBrokenRoboAverageItzFunny

Table B

DownloadsPicturesDocumentsMusicHomeworkVideos
DownloadsCakePotatoBallsKillerMeisterThing
PicturesBombOrbAgonyBlanIshCucumber
DocumentsDudeMasterDiseaseGamerKittenFoot
MusicBirthdaySaladExpertFingerTrollGuy
HomeworkLickerMommyUsernameDeathDongleHole
VideosMonkeyMatePieTapewormBergSpork

Your username is the word from Table A followed by the word from Table B, with no space in between.

Page 2: Terms and Conditions

This page determines your password, which is a six-digit number. On the module, the password’s digits will be referred to as A-F respectively.

The terms and conditions page has a list of equations that limit your password to one possible number. Possible operations include:

  1. X + Y = # (addition)
  2. X - Y = # (subtration)
  3. X * Y = # (multiplication)
  4. X / Y = # (division)
  5. X || Y = # (concatenation)

However, two of the numbers after the “=” have been swapped. When you solve the system of equations and find your six-digit password, take note of the swapped numbers. The greatest swapped number is X, and the lowest is Y. Take the last digit of the serial number, modulo 5 plus 1, and use the corresponding operation from the list above on X and Y. Shift the digits in your password Z spaces to the right, where Z is the absolute result, rounded down. This is your final password.

Page 3: Account Info

This page has spaces to enter your username and password. Type them in with the keyboard on the module and press “Finish” to submit. Entering an incorrect username or password will cause the module to administer a strike, but it will not reset.

When the module is installed, a large green button will appear on the module. Press this button to disarm the module.