On the Subject of Simon's Satire

Simon has been forced to listen to you repeat some "K"razy phrases to your manual expert all day. He wants a turn.

In the display, there will be a box taking up a majority of the module, with one of many possible phrases contained within. Above, there will be four colored buttons that are red, blue, green, and yellow respectively. There are also left and right arrow buttons which can be used to see the rest of Simon's phrase if the current phrase is too long for one screen.

After the defuser has successfully communicated the phrase to you, find the correct row in the table shown below. To determine which column & color to press, see the following rules;

  1. If there are no modules on the bomb that are in the list of “Simon” or “Talk” modules below, use column 1 (See the lists below for a few unexpected modules that count.)
  2. If there is at least one module on the bomb that is in the list of “Simon” modules below, use column 2.
  3. If there is at least one module on the bomb that is in the list of “Talk” modules below, use column 3.
  4. If there is at least one module on the bomb that is in the list of “Simon” modules below AND at least one module on the bomb that is in the list of “Talk” modules below, use column 4.

After you have given the correct input, a new phrase will be generated. Repeat the process two more times to disarm the module (note, you must re-input all prior inputs as you would with other Simon modules).

Simon is crafty, and will try to trick you. Do not trust anything he says. Always follow this manual and its instructions. He also plays dirty, and sometimes long phrases are particularly tough to distinguish. Look for subtle differences between phrases. Having the Camera Zoom mod is not required, but it may be useful in a few instances.

If a phrase has 1/X displaying in the top right corner, that means the phrase is longer than one page. For these phrases, you can use the arrow buttons to flip between pages to see the entire phrase. If there is no 1/X in the top right corner, then the entire phrase is displayed on one page.

Solving this module consists of 3 “phases”, each of which contains 1, 2, or 3 “stages” of color inputs. If the defuser gets a strike, the module will only reset you to the start of the current phase. This means all color inputs for that phase will need to be entered again.

List of modules that Simon's Satire counts as a “Simon” Module: Color Decoding, Silenced Simon, Simon, Simon Forgets, Simon Literally Says, Simon Said, Simon Samples, Simon Says, Simon Scrambles, Simon Screams, Simon Selects, Simon Sends, Simon Shapes, Simon Shouts, Simon Shrieks, Simon Simons, Simon Sings, Simon Smiles, Simon Sounds, Simon Speaks, Simon Spins, Simon Squawks, Simon Stages, Simon Stashes, Simon States, Simon Stops, Simon Stores, Simon Stumbles, Simon Subdivides, Simon Supports, Simon Swindles, Simon's on First, Simon's Sequence, Simon's Stages, Simon's Star, Simon's Ultimate Showdown, Simply Simon, Tasha Squeals.

List of modules that Simon's Satire counts as a “Talk” Module: Arrow Talk, Bone Apple Tea, BoozleTalk, Colo(u)r Talk, Crazy Talk, Crazy Talk With a K, Flavor Text, Flavor Text EX, Insane Talk, Jaden Smith Talk, KayMazey Talk, Kilo Talk, Krazy Talk, N&Ms, Not Crazy Talk, Placeholder Talk, Quote Crazy Talk End Quote, Regular Crazy Talk, Simon's on First, Standard Crazy Talk, Who's on First.

If the row and column results in a special case, see Appendix “Not an Appendix”. If the text in the module is cyan colored, it is a special case.

Phrase Table

PhraseColumn 1Column 2Column 3Column 4
{ I have a vowel, does that mean I need big or small numbers for random number generator? }
Curly brace. I have a vowel, does that mean I need big or small numbers for random number generator? Curly brace.
{ I have a vowel, does that mean I need big or small numbers for random number generator? } Except there is a curly brace in the middle.
I have a vowel, does that mean { I need big or small numbers for random number generator?
I have a vowel, does that mean Curly brace. I need big or small numbers for random number generator?
I am voting for Bernie &.
I am voting for Bernie Ampersanders.
I am voting for Bernie &ers.
Actually, let's save this module for last so I can finish off the back side of the bomb. In cryptography, I have a one.. two.. three.. four.. five.. six word sentence.
Actually, let's save this module for last so I can finish off the back side of the bomb. In cryptography, I have a one. two.. three... four.... five..... six word sentence.
Actually, let's save this module for last so I can finish off the back side of the bomb. In cryptography, I have a one... two... three... four... five... six word sentence.
Actually, let's save this module for last so I can finish off the back side of the bomb. In cryptography, I have a one.. two.. three.. four.. five.. six word sentence. But there is an ellipses between each number.
Actually, let's save this module for last so I can finish off the back of the bomb. In cryptography I have a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 word sentence. There are alternating numbers and words.
Actually, let's save this module for last so I can finish off the back side of the bomb. In cryptography, I have a one.. two.. 3.. four.. five.. 6 word sentence.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite food? A carrot.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite food? A karot.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite food? A ^.
We measure hashbrowns pound for pound.
We measure #browns # for #.
We measure #browns pound for pound.
We measure hashbrowns # for #.
We measure #browns # for #. Everything except the first pound is an ascii symbol.
We measure #browns # for #. Everything except the second and third hash is an ascii symbol.
Pete Buttigieg
Pete Boot-edge-edge
Pete Boot-edge-ieg
Pete Baja-judge
Pete Baja-Blast
Pete Booty-jej
Pete Butt-edge-edge
Hey, Michael, V-sauce here.
Hey! Michael. V-sauce here.
Hey. Michael, V-sauce here!
Hey. Michael, V-sauce here.
Howdy doody neighbor, it is I, Michaelangelo from V-Sauce.
Hey, Michael, V-sauce here. But is the red that I see the same red that you see?
Hi. Mike. Dental floss here.
Hey chump, this is Tanner from high school. Look at you trying to disarm bombs, heh, what a nerd.
Hey chump, this is Tanner from high school. Look at you trying to disarm bombs, ha, what a nerd.
Hey chump; this is Tanner from high school. Look at you trying to disarm bombs, heh, what a nerd.
Hey chump; this is Tanner from high school. Look at you trying to disarm bombs, ha, what a nerd.
Hey chump semi-colon this is Tanner from high school. Look at you trying to disarm bombs, heh, what a nerd.
Hey chump, semi-colon ; this is Tanner from high school. Look at you trying to disarm bombs, heh, what a nerd.
I activate the spell card, Pot of Greed! This will allow me to draw two new cards!
I activate the magic card, Pot of Greed! This will allow me to draw two new cards!
I activate the spell card, Graceful charity! This will allow me to draw three new cards, as long as I discard two!
I activate the magic card, Graceful charity! This will allow me to draw three new cards, as long as I discard two!
I activate the trap card, Jar of Greed! This will allow me to draw one new card!
This might be a phrase from crazy talk.
This might be a phrase from original crazy talk.
This might be a phrase from regular crazy talk.
This might be a phrase from krazy talk.
This might be a phrase from insane talk.
This might be a phrase from insane talc with a c.
This might be a phrase from insane talc with a k.
Wait, this time the inputs above look like the buttons from simon screams.
Wait, this time the inputs above look like the buttons from simon selects.
Wait, this time the inputs above look like the buttons from simon simons.
Wait, this time the inputs above look like the buttons from simon sings.
Wait, this time the inputs above look like the buttons from simon cowell.
Wait, this time the the inputs above look like the buttons from simon screams.
Wait, this time the the inputs above look like the buttons from simon selects.
Wait, this time the the inputs above look like the buttons from simon simons.
Wait, this time the the inputs above look like the buttons from simon sings.
Wait, this time the the inputs above look like the buttons from simon cowell.
Irish Wristwatch. But it repeats three times.
Irish Wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish Wristwatch.
*clap clap* Quote: Irish Wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish Wristwatch. End quote *clap clap*.
clap clap Quote: Irish Wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish Wristwatch. End quote clap clap.
Irish Wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish Wristwatch. The second wristwatch has a lowercase double u.
Irish Wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish Wristwatch. The second wristwatch has a lowercase w.
6∑n=14n
Six Sigma n = 14 n
Six Sigma n = fourteen n.
Six ∑ n = end quote. Explanation, after the equals sign there is literally nothing.
6(Siglemiiiiiic)n=14n
You are now manually breathing.
You are now manually blinking.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Round the rugged and rough rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Round the rough and rugged rock the raggedy rascal rudely ran.
Round the rugged and rough rock the raggedy rascal rudely ran.
What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two, a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do.
What a to do to die today at a minute or to two to, a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do.
What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two, a thing distinctly hard too say and harder still to do.
What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two, a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still too do.
What a to do too die today at a minute or two to two, a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do.
What a two do to die today at a minute or two to two, a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do.
What a two do to die today at a minute or two two two, a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do.
What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two; a thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do.
I'm not sure what went wrong, it says we're on stage one still.
I'm not sure why, but it says we're on stage two already.
I'm not sure why, but we're on stage three already.
Happy Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen.
Happy Leaf Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen.
Happy Leif Ericson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen.
Happy Leaf Erikson Day! Dinga-hinga-durgen.
Happy Leaf Erikson Day! Durgen-hinga-dinga.
Don't believe what the manual says, literally just press blue.
Don't believe what the manual says, literally just press green.
Don't believe what the manual says, literally just press red.
Don't believe what the manual says, literally just press yellow.
Don't believe what Manuel says, literally just press blue.
Don't believe what Manuel says, literally just press green.
Don't believe what Manuel says, literally just press red.
Don't believe what Manuel says, literally just press yellow.
Don't believe what the man in the well says, literally just press blue.
Don't believe what the man in the well says, literally just press green.
Don't believe what the man in the well says, literally just press red.
Don't believe what the man in the well says, literally just press yellow.
What do I do if the phrase starts with Bob says?
There [are] *no* embell-ish-ments."
There [are] *zero* embell-ish-ments."
“There [are] *zero* embell-ish-ments.”” But there are three sets of quotes at the end.
There yesn't any embelishments.
There yes not any embellishments.
Reminder that there is an Übermodule on this bomb.
Reminder that there is an Ubermodule on this bomb.
Reminder that I'm ordering from uber while we're on this bomb.
Yeah there's no way we have enough time for this bomb, want to reset?
In adventure game we are fighting a demon. We have a broadsword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have 5 strength, 3 dexterity, 7 intelligence.
In adventure game we are fighting a demon. We have the broadest of swords, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have 5 strength, 3 dexterity, 7 intelligence.
In adventure game we are fighting a dragon. We have a broadsword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have 5 strength, 3 dexterity, 7 intelligence.
In adventure game we are fighting a demon. We have a broad sword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have 5 strength, 3 dexterity, 7 intelligence.
In adventure game we are fighting a demon. We have a broadsword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have five strength, three dexterity, seven intelligence.
In adventure game we are fighting a demon. We have a broadsword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have 5 str, 3 dex, 7 int.
In adventure game we are fighting a g'nome. We have a broadsword, a gnasty gnife, and a magic g'norb. We have 5 strength, 3 dexterity, 7 intelligence.
In adventure game we are g'not fighting a g'nelf. We have a broadsword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. We have 420 strength, 420 dexterity, and dude, weed lmao.
I'm about to end this bomb defuser's whole career.
I'm about to end this bomb defuser's hole career.
I'm about to end this bomb defuser's future job prospects.
I am partaking it as my responsibility to cease this bomb defuser's future job prospects.
I'm about to begin this bomb defuser's whole career.
I'm about to yeet this bomb defuser's whole career.
Is the past tense of yeet; yeeted?
Is the past tense of yeet; yoted?
Master Chief just walked by several mongoose.
Master Chief just walked by several mongeese.
Master Chief just walked by several mongooses.
Master Chief just walked by several mongi.
Master Chief just walked by several mongeeses.
Welcome to Who's Module Is It Anyway, where everything is made up and the strikes don't matter.
PPAP: Pen, Pineapple, Apple, Pen.
PPAP: Pen, Pine-apple, Apple, Pen.
PPAP: Pen, Pen, Apple, Pen.
PPAP: Pen, Pen-apple, Apple, Pen.
PPAP: Pen, Pineapple, Apple, Penn and Teller
Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Aurora Borealis!? During this time of year, during this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, centralized entirely within your kitchen?!
Hello, my name is Coyote Peterson, and today I'm about to enter the strike zone of the Alligator Snapping Turtle.
Hello, my name is Coyote Peterson, and today I'm about to enter the sting zone of the Bullet Ant.
Hello, my name is Coyote Peterson, and today I'm about to enter the wrestling ring to receive a can of whoop-ass.
But that's just a theory, a GAME theory. Thanks for watching.
But that's just a query, a GAME query. Thanks for watching.
But that's just a Siri, my IPHONE Siri. Thanks for watching.
Hey Siri, how do I disarm this module?
Hey Alexa, how do I disarm this module?
Hey Cortana, how do I disarm this module?
Hey, can you pass me a beer?
Hey, can you pass me a root beer?
Hey, can you pass me a beer^2?
Hey, can you pass me a √beer?
Hey, can you pass me a square root beer?
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
Beats. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
They took our jobs!
They took err jerbs!
Dey terker deeeerbs!
THEYTUKURJUUUURBS!
I'm not your friend, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, friend.
I'm not your friend, guy.
I'm not your guy, buddy.
Quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble.
Quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble.
Quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quik and nimble and quick and nimble.
Bro, why don't you just, like, throw this bomb into the ocean and run away? Are you dense?
Bruh, why don't you just, like, throw this bomb into the ocean and run away? Are you dense?
シャルル
Charles
Charles, but the name is written in Japanese.
Charles, but the name is written in Romanji.
Charles, but the name is written in ローマ字.
Charles, pero escrito en japonés.
In the game arboretum, tie-breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, coming back in 5 years, and seeing which one grew taller.
In the card game arboretum, tie-breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, coming back in 5 years, and seeing which one grew taller.
In the game Arboretum, tie-breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, coming back in 5 years, and seeing which one grew taller.
In the game arboretum, tie-breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, returning in 5 years, and seeing which one grew taller.
In the game arboretum, tie-breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, coming back in five years, and seeing which one grew taller.
In the game arboretum, tie breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, coming back in 5 years, and seeing which one grew taller.
In the game arboretum, tie-breakers are decided by each player planting a tree, coming back in 5 years, and seeing which one grew tallest.
Firstly; If and only if this phrase has three ['or more'] embellishments, you should ignore what the manual says and click the blue button.““ End quote.”
If and only if this phrase has three or more embellishments, you should ignore what the manual says and click the blue button." End quote.
Firstly; If and only if this phrase has three ['or more'] embellishments, you should not ignore what the manual says and click the blue button. End quote.
If and only if this phrase has three or more embellishments, you should not ignore what the manual says and click the blue button." End quote.
Firstly; If and only if this phrase has three ['or more'] embellishments, you should not not believe what the manual says and click the blue button. End quote.
If and only if this phrase has three or more embellishments, you should not not believe what the manual says and click the blue button." End quote.
Simon says click on the green button if the last digit of your serial number is odd, otherwise click red.
Simon says click on the green button if the last digit of your serial number is even, otherwise click red.
Simon says click on the yellow button three times in quick succession if the third and sixth digits of your serial number are numbers rather than letters.
Simon says click on the yellow button three times in quack succession if the third and sixth digits of your serial number are numbers rather than letters.
I am a real human named Simon that has been trapped within the data of this videogame. Do NOT believe the manual! Please just press and immediately release the red button to free me.
fourwordsalluppercase
ONE WORD ALL UPPERCASE
FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE
onewordalllowercase
fourwordsalluppercase, Explanation, the phrase fourwordsalluppercase is indeed four words, but they are all written in lowercase.
fourwordsalluppercase, Explanation, the phrase four words all uppercase is indeed four words, but they are all written in lowercase.
forwardsalluppercase
ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE, Explanation, the phrase ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE is indeed one word, but they are all written in uppercase.
fourwordsalluppercase, Explanation, the word fourwordsalluppercase is actually one word written in lowercase.
ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE, Explanation, the phrase ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE is actually four words all written in uppercase.
ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE, Explanation, the phrase ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE is actually four words all written in UPPERCASE.
ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE, Explanation, the phrase ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE is actually four words all written in UPPERCASE. The final uppercase I just said is also written in uppercase.
It's saying to disregard the phrase and to just use row 80 for the input, whatever that means.
Its saying to disregard the phrase and to just use row 80 for the input, whatever that means.
It's saying to disregard the phrase and to just use row 81 for the output, whatever that means.
It's saying to disregard the phrase and to just use row 81 for the output, hwatever that means.
I'm blue, if I was green I would die.
I'm blue, aba di aba die.
I am not blue nor green aba di aba die, to be frank I could even be yellow.
I am not blue nor green abadi abadi, to be frank I could even be yellow.
I'm blue, abadi abadi.
If there is a parallel port on your expert's face, their name is Bob, and they were born in an even numbered month, press yellow three times in quick succession.
For once I am not lying to you, column 1 is red, column 2 is red, column 3 is green, and column 4 is green.
I am about to lie to you, column 1 is yellow, column 2 is yellow, column 3 is green, and column 4 is red.
For once I am not lying to you, column 1 is red, column 2 is red, column 3 is blue, and column 4 is green.
I am about to lie to you, column 1 is yellow, column 2 is yellow, column 3 is blue, and column 4 is red.
Simon says, press the buttons below as if you were following the rules of the vanilla simon says module.
Stacia
Stacy-uh
Stacya
Staysea-uh
Staycia
Stan from the CIA.
This bomb? I protec. You? I attak. Once you get three strikes, your screen will go blak.
This bomb? I protect. You? I attack. Once you get three strikes, your screen will go black.
This bomb? I protec. You? I attak. Once you get three strikes, you'r screen will go blak.
This bomb? I protect. You? I attack. Once you get three strikes, you'r screen will go black.
This bomb? I protec. You? I attak. Once you get three strikes, you''''''''r screen will go blak.
This bomb? I protect. You? I attack. Once you get three strikes, you'''''r screen will go black.
This bomb? I protec. You? I attak. Once you get three strikes, your screen will go blak.But there are many appostraphes in the word your.
Hello potion seller. I'm going into battle and I want your strongest potions.
My potions are too strong for you, traveller.
Potion seller, I tell you, I'm going into battle and I want only your strongest potions.
You can't handle my potions, they are too strong for you.
Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, potion seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle
You can't handle my strongest potions. No one can, my strongest potions aren't fit for a beast, let alone a man.
You have had your say, potion seller, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal; you're a rascal with no respect for the knights, no respect for anything except your potions.
Why respect the knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Buffalo buffalo bufalo buffalo bufffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
The rat ate the malt.
The rat the cat killed ate the malt.
The rat the cat the dog chased killed ate the malt.
The rat the cat the dog the werewolf howled at chased killed ate the malt.
The rat the cat the dog the werewolf the silver bullet pierced howled at chased killed ate the malt.
This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning, was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.
This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.
This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing, boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.
-.. ..- -.. . .-- . . -.. .-.. -- .- ---
-.. ..- -.. . Dot dash dash space dot space dot space dash dot dot pause. Dot dash dot dot space dash dash space dot dash space dash dash dash end.
-.. ..- -.. . Dot dash dash space dot pace dot space door-dash dot dot pause. Dot dash dot dot space dash dash space dot dash space dash dash dash end.
-.. ..- -.. . Dot dash dash space dot space dot space dash dot dot pause. Dot dash dot dot space dash dash space dot dash space sign up with dashlane end.
-.. ..- -.. . .-- . . -.. .-.. -- .- --- But it's only in morse code.
-.. ..- -.. . .-- . . -.. .-.. -- .- --- But it's mostly written out in words.
.--. .-. . ... ... --. .-. . . -.
Laurel. Laurel. Laurel.
Yanny. Yanny. Yanny.
Yanny are you okay? Are you okay, Yanny?
The rooster flies over nest with egg in hand.
The rooster flies over nest with eggs in hand.
BOB, what the FRK?
Bob, what the FRK?
BOB, what the FRQ?
Bob, what the FRQ?
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down.
.nwod edispu denrut pilf tog efil ym woh tuoba lla yrots a si siht woN
Noʍ ʇɥᴉs ᴉs ɐ sʇoɹʎ ɐll ɐqonʇ ɥoʍ ɯʎ lᴉɟǝ ƃoʇ ɟlᴉd ʇnɹuǝp ndsᴉpǝ poʍu˙
˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pǝuɹnʇ dᴉlɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟᴉl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ʍoN
The second character in the serial number is an M.
The second character in the serial number is an N.
The second character in the serial number is an M. M as in Mancy.
The second character in the serial number is an N. N as in Narvel vs. Capcom.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Don't be sexist, I am a building.
Do not be racist, I am a building.
Do not be sexist, I am a building.
Dont be racist, I am a building.
Dont be sexist, I am a building.
Do ' not be racist, I am a building.
Do ' not be sexist, I am a building.
Don't be racist, I am a building. There is an apostrophe in "don't".
Dont be racist, I am a building. There is an apostrophee in "don't".
Don't be racist, I am a building. There is an apostrophe in "don't"
Don't be racist, I am a building. There is an apostrophee in "don't". But the sentence is missing a period.
Don't be racist, I am a building. There is an apostrophee in "don't". But the sentence is missing a period
Don't be racist, I am a building... There is an apostrophe in "don't". But the sentence is missing a period.
Oh my god what the hell?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my gosh... Coke are you serious right now??! COKE GAMINGGG WHATT??
Oh my god what the heck?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my gosh... Coke are you serious right now??! COKE GAMINGGG WHATT??
Oh my gosh what the hell?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my god... Coke are you serious right now??! COKE GAMINGGG WHATT??
Oh my god what the hell?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my gosh... Pepsi are you serious right now??! PEPSI GAMINGGG WHATT??
Oh my god what the heck?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my gosh... Pepsi are you serious right now??! PEPSI GAMINGGG WHATT??
Oh my gosh what the hell?! Whats going on?? What? Oh my god... Pepsi are you serious right now??! PEPSI GAMINGGG WHATT??
You're invited to the twitch partner program- HI i just got partnered! We got partnered boys-- AHHHHHHHHH. WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!
You're invited to the twitch partner program- HI i just got partnered! We got partnered boys-- AHHHHHHHH. WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!
You're invited to the twitch partner program- HI i just got partnered! We got partnered boys-- AHHHHHHHHHH. WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!
You're invited to the twitch partner program- HI i just got partnered! We got partnered lads-- AHHHHHHHHH. WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!
You're invited to the hitbox partner program- HI i just got partnered! We got partnered boys-- AHHHHHHHHH. WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!
You're invited to the mixer partner program- HI i just got partnered! We got partnered boys-- AHHHHHHHHH. WHATTTT, COKE GAMING WHAT IS THIS, OMG THANK YOU!!!!!
Merry Halloween
Happy Christmas
The "miracle" never happen.
The "miracle" did happened.
The "miracle" eventually happen.
The "miracle" never happeneded.
PoPiPa PiPoPa PoPiPaPoPiPoPa!
PiPoPa PoPiPa PoPiPaPoPiPoPa!
PoPiPa PiPoPa PoPiPaPaPiPoPa!
PoPiPa PiPoPa PoPiPaPiPiPoPa!
PaPePiPu PaPiPePu PaPePiPuPo!
PaPiPePu PaPePiPu PaPePiPuPo!
PaPePiPu PiPoPa PoPiPaPePiPuPo!
PiPoPa PaPiPePu PoPiPaPiPiPoPa!
PaPePiPu PuyoPuyo PaPePuPiPa!
PoPiPa PaPiPePu PuyoPuyoPo!
Papa? Papa? PuyoPuyo Papa?
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There are 10 1s
There are ten ones
There are 10 ones
There are ten 1s
10101010101010101010
Looks like binary?
Looks like binary question mark
Looks like binary? Question mark
Looks like binary? Question mark?
OneOneOneOneOneOneOne OneOneOne
TenTenTenTenTenTenTen TenTenTen
Just up the road from Llan fairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllanty siliogogogoch.
Just up the road from Llan fairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllanty siliogogogadgetgoch.
Just up the road from Llan fairpwllgwyngyLlgogery chwyrndrobwllllanty siliogogogoch.
Just up the road from Llan fairpwllgwyngyllgo jerrychwyrndrobwllllanty siliogogogoch.
Just up the road from Llan fairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwardrobewllllanty siliogogogoch.
Just up the road from Llan fairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllantmany siliogogogoch.
We started making this module an entire decade ago! A hurr durr durr.
We started making this module an entire decade ago! A durr hurr hurr.
We started making this module an entire decade ago! A durr hurr durr.
We started making this module an entire decade ago! A hurr durr hurr.
What even is that? A tinder cylinder?
What even is that? A tinder cylinder?
What even is that? A tinder cylinder? But there is a blank space between tinder and cylinder.
What even is that? A tinder cylinder? But there is a blank space between tinder and cylinder.
What even is that? A tinder cylinder? But there is a blank space between tinder and cylinder.
And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Italy, Turkey, and Greece!
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece
Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, - oh this is actually where Italy, Turkey, and Greece goes.
Yo what up it's ya boi Simon here, be sure to check out my youtube channel and SMASH that like button.
Yo what up it's ya boi Simon here, be sure to check out my youtube channel and BOP that like button.
Yo what up it's ya boi Simon here, be sure to check out my youtube channel and like and subscribe!
Before we continue with the module, I would like to shout out a game called Raid: Shadow Legends, you might not have heard of it, but it is REVOLUTIONIZING the world of gaming.
Hey Ben, see ya.
Hey Ben. See ya.
Hey Ben - See ya.
Hello Ben, see you.
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the prairie ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the praire ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the prayrie ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the prayre ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the prairee ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the prayree ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the praÍríe ya hear?
Howdy Ben, catch ya on the prairíe ya hear?
This is one of the "Howdy Ben" phrases, but the word prairie is spelled wrong.
This is one of the "Howdy Ben" phrases, but the word prairie is spelled correctly.
This is one of the "Howdy Ben" phrases, but the word prairee is spelled wrong.
This is one of the "Howdy Ben" phrases, but the word prairee is spelled correctly.
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUNCH
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUNCH juice to go, please.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!
The same thing we do every night, Bob, try to take over the bomb!
I play Pokemon Go everyday, I play Pokemon Go.
I play Pokémon Go everyday, I play Pokémon Go.
I play Pokemón Go everyday, I play Pokemón Go.
I play Pokemon Gó everyday, I play Pokemon Gó.
I paint van Gogh everyday, I paint van Gogh.
I play the boardgame "Go" everyday, I play the boardgame "Go".
I listen to the Naruto opening "Go!!!" everyday, I listen to the Naruto opening "Go!!!"
Top 5 numbers: At number 5 it's number 3, but at number 4 it's number 5. Coming in at number 3 is number 4. Coming in at 2 is 3 again. At number 1 there can only be 1 number 1, and that 1 number is number 2.
Top 5 numbers: At number 5 it's number 4, but at number 4 it's number 3. Coming in at number 3 is number 5. Coming in at 2 is 4 again. At number 1 there can only be 1 number 1, and that 1 number is number 2.
Top 5 numbers: At number 5 it's number 1, but at number 4 it's number 1. Coming in at number 3 is number 1. Coming in at 2 is 1 again. At number 1 there can only be 1 number 1, and that 1 number is number fiiiiiive.
Top 5 numbers: At number five it's number three, but at number four it's number five. Coming in at number three is number four. Coming in at two is three again. At number one there can only be one number one, and that one number is number two.
Top 5 numbers: At number five it's number 3, but at number four it's number 5. Coming in at number three is number 4. Coming in at two is 3 again. At number one there can only be 1 number one, and that 1 number is number two.
Top 5 numbers: At number 5 it's number three, but at number 4 it's number five. Coming in at number 3 is number four. Coming in at 2 is three again. At number 1 there can only be one number 1, and that one number is number 2.
Top 5 numbers: At # 5 it's # 1, but at # 4 it's # 1. Coming in at # 3 is # 1. Coming in at 2 is 1 again. At # 1 there can only be 1 # 1, and that 1 # is # fiiiiiive.
Top 5 numbers: At number 5 it's number 1, but at number 4 it's number 1. Coming in at number 3 is number 1. Coming in at 2 is 1 again. At number 1 there can only be 1 number 1, and that 1 number is a googolplex.
SIMON IS ALWAYS RIGHT, HIS BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A HOUSE. I NEVER THINK FOR MYSELF, I JUST REPEAT WHAT THE GREAT SIMON SAYS.
SIMON IS ALWAYS RIGHT, HIS BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A HOUSE. WE NEVER THINK FOR OURSELVES, WE JUST REPEAT WHAT THE GREAT SIMON SAYS.
THAT IS RIGHT I DID IT! I'D NEVER THOUGHT... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? THAT'S RIGHT! Who do you think you are? I AM.
THAT IS RIGHT I DID IT! I'D NEVER THOUGHT... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S RIGHT! Who do you think you are? I AM.
THAT IS RIGHT I DID IT! I'D NEVER THOUGHT... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? THAT IS RIGHT! Who do you think you are? I AM.
The event that just occurred is correct, and I have succeeded. I could not have ever imagined... Does thou jest? The event that just occurred is correct. What is the personality that you are attempting to replicate? The person in question is me.
Ano takegaki ni Mitake Ran tatekaketa.
Ano takegaki ni Mitake Ran tatekaketa no wa Moca ga tatekaketakatta kara Moca ga tatekaketa.
Gio Gio! Golden wind!
Jo Jo! Golden wind!
Gio Gio! Golden weed!
Jo Jo! Golden weed!
Gio Gio! Roll the weed!
Jo Jo! Roll the weed!
The Temteam created Temtem to transform the pocket monster genre.
The Temtem team created Temtem to transform the pocket monster genre.
The TemtemTeam createmed Temtem to temform the pocktem montem genre.
Temmie in Temmie village loves to play Temtem, the game created by the Temteam which temformed the pocktem montem genre.
Chomama and Mama both belong to the Mama family.
Chomama mo mama mo Mama no uchi Mama mo Chomama mo Mama no uchi.
Runescape
Run escape
Rune Scape
Run Escape
Old School Run Escape
Wizard 101
Wizard101
WizardLOL
Wizard One oh One
Wizard 101 Dalmations
Wizard 1 oh 1
Wizard One 0 One
Wizard One o One
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axman13.
Dot Dot Dot a review by Axman 13.
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axman13. But without the dot after the words "Dot Dot Dot".
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axman13. But without the dot after the words "Dot Dot Dot"
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axman13." But without the dot after the words "Dot Dot Dot"." But without the dot after the clarification.
. . . A review by Axman13.
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axeman13.
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axeman13. Axe is spelled with an e.
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axeman13. Axe is spelled without an e.
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axman13. Axe is spelled with an e.
Dot Dot Dot. A review by Axman13. Axe is spelled without an e.
P.S. The only reason I am giving this a 1 is because the voices were pretty good. But that's it!
P.S. the only raisin im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!
P.S. the only reson im giving this a 1 is be a coo az the voices where pretty gud. but thats it!
P.S. the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!
Master Chef just walked by several mango.
Master Chef just walked by several mangos.
Master Chef just walked by several mangoes.
Master Chef just walked by several mangi.
Master Chef just walked by several mangoeses.
Simon says die.
Start quote: Simon says die. End quote.
Start quote: Simon says die. End quote...
Start quote: Simon says die. End quote... But there is an ellipsis after the word quote.
Start quote: Simon says die. End quote... But there is an ellipsis after the word quote...
Start quote: Simon says die. End quote... But there is an ellipsis after the word quote... End quote."
Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24....25!
Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 25....26!
Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 26....27!
Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 27....28!
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?
What is the best time to sex to be come pregnart?
It doesn't matter if it's Biden and Ukraine, or Buttigieg and Djibouti-- A Scandal that would, of course, be called "Dijigieg".
It doesn't matter if it's Biden and Ukraine, or Buttigieg and Djibouti-- A Scandal that would, of course, be called "Buttigieg-Ibouti".
What size syringe do you use for your SQL injection?
My hair gives me super strength!
Hey Ben, Sia.
Hey Benjamin, Sia.
Hey Benny, Sia.

Special Case Table

See below for solutions.

I activate the magic card, Pot of Greed! This will allow me to draw two new cards! And look who I just drew! Exodia..... Obliterate!!!1111
In adventure game we are fighting EXODIA. We have a broadsword, a nasty knife, and a magic orb. Our stats do not matter, all we can do is hide and avoid obliteration.2222
You put your left arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your left leg in and you shake your pot of greed all about. You draw your last two cards and turn yourself around, Exodia o-blit-er-ate!3333
You're trapped, and the doors are all locked. You face the brothers, Para-Dox! This is not Zexal, there is no Utopia, but guess who we have? The Unstoppable Exodia!4444
Go fish, you say? Foolish, Yugi boy… While you might think that the objective of this game is to get RID of your hand, it doesn't matter if you draw… THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA!!!5555
EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART! By your powers combined.. I AM.. EXODIA! OBLITERATE!6666
What did Yugi say when he drew the five pieces of political evidence? EXODIA - WATERGATE!!!7777
What do you say to a five piece yugioh monster that has become a judge? EXODIA! INCARCERATE!8888
What do you say to a five piece yugioh monster that has become bilingual? EXODIA! COMMUNICATE!9999
Oh Magic Conch, how can we solve this module? "Nothing."10101010

Appendix “Not an appendix”:

Cases can only appear as the first visible phrase in Simon's Satire. In all special cases (excluding case 6 option 2), remember which button you pressed as you carry on to the following stages of the module. If a special case tells you to press any color, you will need to repeat that same color in future stages. You only need to follow the special case logic when the associated phrase is visible, not when repeating the input in future phases.

Case 1: Press the green button when there is a 2 anywhere in the timer.

Case 2: If the indicators on the bomb, lit or unlit, share at least three unique letters in common total with the phrase “CHAIN DESTRUCTION”, press green. If the indicators do not satisfy this condition, press red. For example: BOB + MSA works, because they share the letters O, S, and A with “CHAIN DESTRUCTION”.

Case 3: If you have a port plate with two or more ports on it (duplicates count), press green. Otherwise, if you have a port plate with exactly one port on it, press blue. Otherwise, if you have an empty port plate, press yellow. Otherwise, if you have no port plates on the bomb at all, press red.

Case 4: If there are any of the following modules on the bomb, press red. Otherwise, press blue.
Modules: 3D Maze, A-maze-ing Buttons, Blind Maze, Boolean Maze, The Colored Maze, Cruel Boolean Maze, Faulty RGB Maze, The Labyrinth, Maze Cubed, Mazematics, Maze Scrambler, Module Maze, Morse-a-Maze, Polyhedral Maze, Red Arrows, RGB Maze, (Vanilla) Maze.

Case 5: If the serial number shares a letter with the word “EXODIA”, press either yellow, green, or red. If it does not share a letter, press blue any time the seconds digits in the bomb's timer reads :00, or at any time if less than one minute remains.

Case 6: If you have exactly five solved modules on the bomb, you may press any color at any time. If you do not have exactly five solved modules on the bomb, you must press all 4 buttons 5 times each from left to right, while the bomb's timer reads XX:5X. In other words, press Red 5x, Blue 5x, Green 5x, and Yellow 5x when the seconds on the bomb's timer are between 50 and 59 seconds. The module will immediately complete if the second option is taken.

Case 7: If the serial number shares a letter with the word “CROOK”, press red. Otherwise, press blue.

Case 8: If you are watching Judge Judy while disarming the bomb, press yellow, otherwise, press yellow if it's the first Sunday in May, otherwise press yellow if this sentence does not contain the word “yellow”, otherwise, press yellow.

Case 9: If the combined letters of all indicators on the bomb (lit or unlit) share a letter with all 3 of the words “SPANISH”, “FRENCH”, and “JAPANESE”, press green. Otherwise, press red. Example, TRN by itself would work, because N is in all three of those words. MSA plus BOB would not work, because neither of these indicators share a letter with “FRENCH”.

Case 10: As the Magic Conch stated, you must do nothing to solve this module. When you have solved all other modules, Simon's Satire will auto complete. You may also press the blue button when the last second of the bomb's timer reads "0", in case you wish to solve Simon's Satire earlier.