On the Subject of Skewed Slots

This has to be illegal somehow...

#number or digitB# of batteries
Llast digit of serial #Mmax digit of serial #
o#Noriginal # in slot #N3vendivisible by 3
PARparallel portSERserial port
RCARCA stereo portPS2PS/2 port

Step #1 (All Slots)

Do not modulo by 10 yet.

Digit
0123456789
I = #lit - #unlit 55102016132022526285
445137161320416264
374161071613722163
2177510716120222
1111045107113201
041574510416130
-1-1441745-1716-1
-2-1-171174-1107-2
-31-1141171510-3
-4-211-1411-245-4
-5-5-24-1-141-574-5
0123456789
I = # of lit - # of unlit (indicators).
  • Perform a lookup in the left table using each digit to get three numbers.
  • If no (RCA or PS2) port exists, use
    o#+B instead of the shaded numbers.
  • Alternatively, use the left, then the right table below to get the numbers.
Step #1a
25+I
70+I
o#o#+I
Step #1b
3ven#+4
#≤2 & even#/2
#≥8#*2
RCA or PS2#
no (RCA or PS2)o#+B
Negative numbers can be 3ven and even.
0 is both 3ven and even.

Step #2

After final lookup, modulo by 10.

Slot #1
PARo#2
odd
else
#≤0-###-2
1919
4642
prime##+L
even##/2
other#-###-2
Primes
2357111317
19232931374143
475359616771...
Slot #2
unlit
BOB
else
#<0keep#*3
0#+o#1
12
42
68
fib#next next
fib#
##+4
Fibonacci
235813213455
89144233377...
Slot #3
SER#+M
o#3=o#1
or
o#3=o#2
#
#≤4#+1
#≥5=binary 1s in o#3
Binary 1s of o#3
0123456789
0112122312
Remember, you’re looking up
the ORIGINAL slot #3 digit.