On the Subject of Sipping or Slurping Soda

Defusing all these bombs is making me thirsty!

Use the table below to determine how to drink the soda (by pressing "sip" or "slurp").
Submit by pressing the soda can.

Calorie RangeSipSlurp
100-1400Fat
150-190(Fat + Carbs + Protein) % 10(BombMods) % 10
200-250((Chol + Sodium) / 10) % 10max(Protein - Fat, 0)
260-300Protein0