On the Subject of Conveniently Stacked Deck

I am the jack of all cards or something like that...

For those who are familiar with the original manual.

  • Lit BOB and 3+ batteries -> submit starting card.
  • Lit FRK and parallel port -> New Deck Order.
  • Target Card is a Spade and 3+ port plates -> Charles Gauci stack.
  • Serial port and SN contains S/R/L/P/T -> Mnemonica stack.
  • Last SN digit is prime -> Si Stebbins stack.
  • Starting Card suit = Target Card suit -> Bart Harding stack.
  • Vowel in SN -> Eight Threatening Kings stack.
  • 4 digits in SN -> add them up, deal that many cards and press Submit.
  • Otherwise -> deal exactly 11 cards and press Submit.

New Deck Order:

12345678910111213
A 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K
A 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K
A 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K
A 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K

Charles Gauci stack:

12345678910111213
5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3 6 9 Q 2
5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3 6 9 Q 2
5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3 6 9 Q 2
5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3 6 9 Q 2

Si Stebbins stack:

12345678910111213
6 9 Q 2 5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3
6 9 Q 2 5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3
6 9 Q 2 5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3
6 9 Q 2 5 8 J A 4 7 10 K 3

Bart Harding stack:

12345678910111213
10 7 4 A J 6 7 9 6 A J 8 5
2 Q 3 K 10 7 2 Q 9 6 3 K 4
A J 8 3 K 10 7 4 8 5 2 Q 9
4 A J 8 5 9 6 3 K 10 5 2 Q

Eight Threatening King stack:

12345678910111213
8 K 3 10 2 7 9 5 Q 4 A 6 J
8 K 3 10 2 7 9 5 Q 4 A 6 J
8 K 3 10 2 7 9 5 Q 4 A 6 J
8 K 3 10 2 7 9 5 Q 4 A 6 J

Mnemonica stack:

12345678910111213
4 2 7 3 4 6 A 5 9 2 Q 3 Q
8 6 5 9 K 2 J 3 8 6 10 5 K
2 3 8 5 K J 8 10 K J 7 10 A
4 7 4 A 9 J Q 7 Q 10 6 A 9