On the Subject of Standard Button Masher

Finally, a simplified button masher manual.

Note: Commas indicate AND, not OR.

If ... is on the bomb	Push
BOB*, 5+ ports, 4+ batteries	0
2+ batteries, Serial, DVI	83
Forget Me Not or Vanilla Wires	73
NSA and 3+ ports, or MSA	43
No duplicates port, no lit	64
98