On the Subject of Standard Button Masher

Finally, a simplified button masher manual.

Note: Commas indicate AND, not OR.

If ... is on the bomb Push
BOB*, 5+ ports, 4+ batteries 0
2+ batteries, Serial, DVI 83
Forget Me Not or Vanilla Wires 73
NSA and 3+ ports, or MSA 43
No duplicates port, no lit 64