On the Subject of Strike/Solve

I feel like this is going to trick me.....

This module seems very straightforward at first. And it is. However! Due to some concerning employee care for this module, the wiring has been damaged.

In order to disarm this module, use the chart located below to find the correct button to press.

Go through the table from top to bottom, and follow the first rule that applies.

Rule Table

Edgework	Button to press
≥ 3 Batteries	Strike
Parallel Port Present	Solve, however, if an RJ port is also present, press Strike.
Otherwise	Solve

However, if there is a lit BOB, and there are 2 or more batteries, lucky you! Bob has already fixed the wiring. Click either button.