On the Subject of Strike/Solve

I feel like this is going to trick me.....

This module seems very straightforward at first. And it is. However! Due to some concerning employee care for this module, the wiring has been damaged.

In order to disarm this module, use the chart located below to find the correct button to press.

Go through the table from top to bottom, and follow the first rule that applies.

Rule Table

Edgework Button to press
≥ 3 Batteries Strike
Parallel Port Present Solve, however, if an RJ port is also present, press Strike.
Otherwise Solve

However, if there is a lit BOB, and there are 2 or more batteries, lucky you! Bob has already fixed the wiring. Click either button.