On the Subject of The Hangover


  • It's been one of those nights and you've woken up with a blinder of a headache and a note to yourself chronicling the bad decisions you made the night before.
  • Before you can start sorting your life out, you're going to need something to take the edge off. The flowchart has been engineered to find the perfect hangover cure for any situation.
  • Using the information on the module from your "note to self", start at the centre square and follow the relevant paths. Continue adding ingredients (or mixing the elixir in some way) until you reach a repeated square.
  • Beware: creating an incorrect elixir will make the hangover worse (and cause a strike).
  • The "note to self" will not be accessible once you have started creating the elixir. Rum, gin and vodka are considered to be spirits.

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Kale Shots No shots Lard Non spirit Spirit Avocado toast Spirit Non spirit Half a Big Mac No shots Shots Shot of red wine Walked Uber Aspirin Stove Floor Bed Sofa Dirt Gin White wine Rum Cider Lager Red wine Vodka Prosecco Shhhhhhhh! Shots No shots Black coffee Sofa Bed Floor Stove BLEND Not sick Sick SHAKE Bed Sofa Floor Stove Cooking oil Uber Walked Mayonnaise Doner kebab Shish kebab Chicken kebab No kebab Sliced apple Uber Walked STIR Sick Not sick Petrol Shots No shots Tea with 18 sugars Walked Uber Remorse & contrition No shots Shots Family-pack of Oreos Non spirit Spirit 2 raw eggs Not sick Sick Bacon crisps No kebab Shish kebab Doner kebab Chicken kebab Entire can of Red Bull Sick Not sick 500g of sugar Sick Not sick Whole pizza No shots Shots WHISK