On the Subject of The Logan Parody Jukebox
Hope you don't like any artists on here! Because Logan is about to make horrible parodies out of them. Oh great...
The module consists of a jukebox with three lyrics and three vinyl buttons.
Use the given lyrics to work out which parody has been selected.
Enter the parody lyrics in the order they appear in the song.
Certain words may appear in multiple parodies, but all three will only appear in any one song.
If a word appears more than once in a parody, use the first instance of its usage.
|Orig. Song||Orig. Artist||Parody Lyrics|
|Bang!||AJR||Our band is so antique, is a thing 'cause of Weak. We sing bad indie pop, Billboard makes it the top. Used the pitch wheel so hard that it rolled in my yard now it is.. gone! Gone! Gone!|
|Blinding Lights||The Weeknd||I look around and I see on the internet, the connection to the Takis ad! Edited version of driving tests, tests, tests. I said ooh.. I can't see when I'm in light, thought of this song when exiting a theater!|
|Dance Monkey||Tones and I||When I sing this song, every dog—they will bark, and every human—the earth, they will wanna flee! Shocked my brain with a lot of electric sparks, now I bet Curious George could sing better than me!|
|Finesse||Bruno Mars||I lived under a rock (I lived under a rock) for a couple decades (for a couple decades)—that's why my music's off (that's why my music's off) of today's date! My other songs are irrelevant, so I collab'ed with Cardi B. Got this song up on top—Billboard. This song's title is called Finesse, it don't make no sense.|
|Good as Hell||Lizzo||Is it 2009? Do you guys still use cable? It's hard for her to memorize: are there six periods in the periodic table?|