Meet the Sporglers!

Your favorite funny little guys!

• The module has drawings of 4 different Sporglers.
• The module has a task to be completed.
• The module displays the time at which this task must be assigned via an analog clock.
• If the text displaying the day of the week is blue, the time is AM (before noon).
• If the text displaying the day of the week is orange, the time is PM (after noon).
• Determine what stats make a Sporgler best-suited for the given task using the first table.
• Identify the Sporglers on the module as well as their stats and availability on pages 2–9.
• To disarm, select the Sporgler that has the highest stats (or sum of stats) and is available at the displayed time.
• If two sporglers have the same stat or sum of stats, you may choose either one.

Task Table

Task	Statistic
Walk the Dog	Strength + Speed
Open the Pickle Jar	Strength + Dexterity
Wash the Dishes	Cleanliness
Sweep the Floor	Cleanliness
Scream on the Roof	Loudness
Play the Piano	Loudness + Dexterity
Bring Uncle Jared Back to Life	Necromancy

Goober can float in the air, but he doesn’t do it very often because he doesn’t think it’s very cool. He plays poker on Tuesday and Wednesday evenings and is thus unavailable after 5pm on those days. His best friend is T, and they like to frolick on Saturday mornings, and thus Goober is unavailable on Saturday before noon. Beauty sleep is also important to him, meaning he’s unavailable from 10pm on Sunday through Thursday nights through 8am.

Gromb’s name is pronounced like “Tomb”. He is a little treasure goblin that gobbles up treasure from all across the land. He combs the beaches with his metal detector when the tourists are least active, which is after dusk (7pm) and before dawn (7am). He also uses Squibbly’s big nose for help sniffing up treasures whenever Squibbly is available after 4pm.

Gunther runs a shop where he sells various mysterious trinkets of various levels of cursed-ness. He loves boats! The shop is primarily for adventurers, which tend to be most active on days that start with T or S. He is thus unavailable on such days. He does open the shop from 10pm until midnight every day, though.

Howard loves lasagna! He makes it for the homeless shelter every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday from 4pm to 7pm. He’s also a big party-goer, meaning chances are if it’s between 8pm and midnight he’s out on the town living the high life! Don’t be fooled by his habits, though; he has a heart of gold and cares for everyone, including you!

Jerry is a proud single father of 3 and spends his time taking care of his two children: Goober and Scrimble Dim. As such, he is only available when both Goober and Scrimble Dim are otherwise occupied.

Nostril Nick is kind to all creatures, especially children. Nostril Nick is a nanny and thus is only available after his late shift ends, from 9pm until midnight. He loves sandwiches of all types, especially ham sandwiches.

Quongus is a silly lil guy full of a joyous whimsy. Nonetheless, he is rather soft-spoken. He’s employed full-time by the government for very important work that he’s not allowed to talk about. He’s usually very busy, but on Tuesdays and Wednesdays he’s usually completely free.

Scrimble Dim lives in the soil and loves the soil he loves to live in. Since the early bird gets the worm, he gets up late, making him unavailable before 2pm. Birds are also known for being particularly active on Fridays, so he doesn’t even leave his room then. Scrimble Dim’s favorite snack is Graham crackers!

Squarebert loves everything and everyone. A truly lovable little scrunklo. The boinky spunge. Crinkly doo. He works weekends and so isn’t not unavailable then. He’s also a big fan of Tuesdays so he’ll be a little sad if you ask him to work on a Tuesday but he’ll still do it. He hates Wednesdays so much that he’ll just flat out refuse any request to work then (unless it’s at exactly 8:58 pm, his favorite time).

Squibbly has a big nose. This is his one and only personality trait. He is the head of the big nose organization and conducts a meeting all day every Wednesday. He also needs to prepare for these meetings all day on Tuesdays. Squibbly really dislikes evenly-numbered hours and won’t be available during them. He also loves ramen!

Stinky is The Boy’s best friend and is always by his side whenever The Boy is available. As such, Stinky is only available when The Boy is not. Stinky is, like his name suggests, stinky, while The Boy is a bit of a “neat freak”. As such, Stinky often bothers the boy with his hygiene habits.

T is best friends with Goober and frolicks on Saturday mornings until noon. T is a professional leapfrog player and has matches on Monday evenings from 5–9 and Fridays at the same time, as well as on Sundays from 2–6pm. A basketball team once tried to recruit him, but he wasn’t qualified because he had insufficient limbs.

The Boy! is a loyal friend, loves lemons and strawberries, and is an esteemed chemist for the royal family and is thus completely unavailable on weekdays.

Wacky Wendy sure is a wacky character! She loves being wacky so much, she plays whacky sports like tennis, badminton, racketball, squash, and table tennis every single day from 8 to noon. She’s also a professional closed caption writer, making her busy from 4pm to 8pm every day except Tuesdays.

Woo! is always super happy to help (except on Mondays. He hates Mondays). He loves strawberry-kiwi smoothies but no other types of smoothie.