On the Subject of Time Keeping

I’m only making this flavor text for this cheatsheet irrationally long so that the table below doesn’t go in the space this flavor text goes, because if it were to do that it would stay to the left of the svg over there, and that would make the table thinner than it should be. There’s probably some other way to make it so that the table can be moved down a little but if I’m faced with two options and one of them is funny, I will pick the funny one. This does result in a terrible flavor text but who’s reading this anyway? Oh wait, you are.

1	Displayed number + Serial Number letters - Serial Number digits.
2	1st LED white? Add 14.
3	2nd LED and number same color? Add 22.	Add 13.
4	Add 2 × port plates. DVI-D port? Subtract 9.
5	All LEDs same color? Correct = 1st.
6	No yellow LED and number is red, green, blue? Add displayed number.
7	Modules > (batteries + battery holders)? Subtract 18.
8	Current number even and > 72? Divide by 2.
9	2nd LED green or black? Correct = 2nd. Remember if this applied.
10	(Current number % 23) < (2 × ports)? END.
11	Add month converted to a number.
12	Displayed > 23? Add battery holders.	Multiply battery holders.
13	Add 2 × lit indicators, Subtract 3 × unlit indicators.
14	1st, 3rd and number same color; 2nd different? Correct = 3rd. END.
15	Applied rule 9? Add 10.	Subtract 19.
16	Current number < 0? Multiply by -2. END.
17	Multiply by 3.
18	Sum of all LED’s color’s letters > 13? Add number’s color’s letters.
19	No port plates? END.
20	FRK present?	Correct = Most letters*.
21	No unlit? Multiply by 3.	Add unlit inds 1st letters.

“Color’s letters” = Number of letters in the name of the color.
*If there are multiple LEDs this applies to, skip this.

E	Final number < 0? Multiply by -1. Final number < 10? Add 13.
A	Final number < 100? Correct = 1st.
B	Number is green and first LED not green? Correct = 3rd.
C	3 LEDs and number all different colors? Correct = 1st.
D	Parallel port? Correct = 2nd.	Correct = 3rd.