On the Subject of Truly Tastefully Teaching Tic Tac Toe

All those years of getting ties absolute domination in Tic Tac Toe might finally pay off.

Lit > Unlit				Lit = Unlit				Lit < Unlit
Parallel		Else		Parallel		Else		Parallel		Else
Even	Odd	Even	Odd	Even	Odd	Even	Odd	Even	Odd	Even	Odd
8	4	9	3	7	3	7	2	6	2	5	1

1. Begin at the starting row based on the table above.
2. Move down the correct column until you reach a number that corresponds to a number on the keypad. If you pass row 9, continue at row 1.
3. Place the piece based on the following:
   1. If placing the piece in this location would result in a tic-tac-toe, you press PASS.
   2. Otherwise, place the piece by pressing the location on the keypad and move to the next row in the chart.
4. If you have pressed PASS twice, a new piece will be displayed and you must also move to the next row in the chart.
5. Upon receiving a strike, move back to the starting row.

	X > O		X = O		X < O
ROW	X	O	X	O	X	O
1	9	3	3	9	8	1
2	5	6	6	7	1	2
3	7	8	2	1	5	8
4	4	5	7	8	9	6
5	1	4	1	6	7	3
6	8	7	5	2	4	4
7	6	1	8	4	3	9
8	2	2	9	5	2	5
9	3	9	4	3	6	7