On the Subject of Tirelessly Expediting Toon Enough

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Find the toon’s species, gender and color in the following table to obtain some letters (“gags”) and a number (“laff”).

BlueBrownGreenOrangePinkPurpleRedYellow
F BearQTULRD
122
QTUDR
53
QT
18
QTULRD
101
QT
19
QTUDRL
123
QTULRS
61
QTUDRS
81
M BearQTULSD
122
QTUDS
53
QT
18
QTULSD
101
QT
19
QTUDSR
123
QTULSR
61
QTUDSL
81
F CatQTSLRD
133
QT
15
QTSDR
56
QTSLRU
92
QTS
27
QTSDRL
115
QTSLRU
76
QT
23
M CatQTSLUD
133
QT
15
QTSDU
56
QTSLUR
92
QTS
27
QTSDUR
115
QTSLUR
76
QT
23
F CrocodileQTSL
40
QTSDRL
135
QTSDRU
93
QTSLRU
69
QTSL
36
QTSDR
57
QTSL
43
QTSDRL
118
M CrocodileQTSL
40
QTSDUR
135
QTSDUL
93
QTSLUR
69
QTSL
36
QTSDU
57
QTSL
43
QTSDUR
118
F DeerQTSLRU
62
QTSDRU
94
QTSD
47
QT
16
QTSLRD
116
QT
22
QTSLRU
77
QTSDRU
89
M DeerQTSLUR
62
QTSDUL
94
QTSD
47
QT
16
QTSLUD
116
QT
22
QTSLUR
77
QTSDUL
89
F DogQTU
31
QTUDRS
95
QTUD
41
QT
21
QTUL
48
QTUDRL
106
QTULRD
124
QTUD
44
M DogQTU
31
QTUDSL
95
QTUD
41
QT
21
QTUL
48
QTUDSR
106
QTULSD
124
QTUD
44
F DuckQTSLRD
104
QTSDRU
86
QTSD
39
QTSLRD
125
QTSLRD
99
QTSDRL
128
QTSLRU
79
QTSDRL
100
M DuckQTSLUD
104
QTSDUL
86
QTSD
39
QTSLUD
125
QTSLUD
99
QTSDUR
128
QTSLUR
79
QTSDUR
100
F HorseQTULRS
67
QTUDRS
72
QTUD
37
QTULRS
71
QTULRS
90
QTUDRL
112
QTULRD
113
QTUDRL
136
M HorseQTULSR
67
QTUDSL
72
QTUD
37
QTULSR
71
QTULSR
90
QTUDSR
112
QTULSD
113
QTUDSR
136
F MonkeyQTULRD
98
QTUDRL
102
QTUDRS
65
QTULRS
82
QTULR
60
QTUDRS
63
QTU
26
QTUD
49
M MonkeyQTULSD
98
QTUDSR
102
QTUDSL
65
QTULSR
82
QTULS
60
QTUDSL
63
QTU
26
QTUD
49
F MouseQTUL
34
QTUDR
59
QTUDR
58
QTULRS
85
QTULRS
80
QTUDRL
129
QTULRS
75
QTUDRS
68
M MouseQTUL
34
QTUDS
59
QTUDS
58
QTULSR
85
QTULSR
80
QTUDSR
129
QTULSR
75
QTUDSL
68
F PigQTSLRD
134
QT
24
QTSDRL
114
QTSLRD
119
QTSLR
55
QTSD
45
QTSLRD
127
QTSDRL
105
M PigQTSLUD
134
QT
24
QTSDUR
114
QTSLUD
119
QTSLU
55
QTSD
45
QTSLUD
127
QTSDUR
105
F RabbitQTULRS
73
QTUDRS
88
QTUD
51
QTU
28
QTULRS
91
QTUDRL
130
QTULRD
107
QTUDRS
87
M RabbitQTULSR
73
QTUDSL
88
QTUD
51
QTU
28
QTULSR
91
QTUDSR
130
QTULSD
107
QTUDSL
87

Look up each “gag” in the following table. Add up the results.

# % 7 (“value”)
0 1 2 3 4 5 6
Q First SN digit + (laff % 10) 1 3 5 9 15 21 29
T Last SN digit + DR(laff) 2 4 8 12 18 24 32
U Remaining SN chars (base-36)
(process in same order as gags)
1 1 2 3 5 8 13
R 2 3 4 5 10 15 20
L 1 3 7 14 20 26 36
S 2 4 8 16 24 32 40
D 2 3 4 5 10 15 20

Add laff divided by 10.

ifthen
2 gagsValues are ≥ 3 and ≥ 5+ 25
3 gags≥ 2 values ≥ 5
4 gags≥ 2 values ≥ 5 OR ≥ 1 value ≥ 5 and ≥ 2 values = 4
elsenever
≥ 3 belse(Click on a name to see the image)
1 dot
− 38− 58 Cashbot Coin Mint
− 78
2 dots
− 40− 60 Cashbot Dollar Mint
− 80
3 dots
− 43− 63 Cashbot Bullion Mint
− 82
4 dots
− 46− 66 Front Three
− 85
5 dots
− 49− 69 Middle Six
− 87
Lawbot A Office
− 79− 79Back Nine
− 89
Lawbot B Office
− 81− 81Purple shirt
− 73
Lawbot C Office
− 83− 83Green shirt
− 85
Lawbot D Office
− 85− 85Blue shirt
− 87
Front Entrance
− 65− 65 Black shirt
− 90

If result ≥ 0, press YES, else press NO.