On the Subject of Tirelessly Expediting Toon Enough

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Find the toon’s species, gender and color in the following table to obtain some letters (“gags”) and a number (“laff”).

	Blue	Brown	Green	Orange	Pink	Purple	Red	Yellow
F Bear	QTULRD 122	QTUDR 53	QT 18	QTULRD 101	QT 19	QTUDRL 123	QTULRS 61	QTUDRS 81
M Bear	QTULSD 122	QTUDS 53	QT 18	QTULSD 101	QT 19	QTUDSR 123	QTULSR 61	QTUDSL 81
F Cat	QTSLRD 133	QT 15	QTSDR 56	QTSLRU 92	QTS 27	QTSDRL 115	QTSLRU 76	QT 23
M Cat	QTSLUD 133	QT 15	QTSDU 56	QTSLUR 92	QTS 27	QTSDUR 115	QTSLUR 76	QT 23
F Crocodile	QTSL 40	QTSDRL 135	QTSDRU 93	QTSLRU 69	QTSL 36	QTSDR 57	QTSL 43	QTSDRL 118
M Crocodile	QTSL 40	QTSDUR 135	QTSDUL 93	QTSLUR 69	QTSL 36	QTSDU 57	QTSL 43	QTSDUR 118
F Deer	QTSLRU 62	QTSDRU 94	QTSD 47	QT 16	QTSLRD 116	QT 22	QTSLRU 77	QTSDRU 89
M Deer	QTSLUR 62	QTSDUL 94	QTSD 47	QT 16	QTSLUD 116	QT 22	QTSLUR 77	QTSDUL 89
F Dog	QTU 31	QTUDRS 95	QTUD 41	QT 21	QTUL 48	QTUDRL 106	QTULRD 124	QTUD 44
M Dog	QTU 31	QTUDSL 95	QTUD 41	QT 21	QTUL 48	QTUDSR 106	QTULSD 124	QTUD 44
F Duck	QTSLRD 104	QTSDRU 86	QTSD 39	QTSLRD 125	QTSLRD 99	QTSDRL 128	QTSLRU 79	QTSDRL 100
M Duck	QTSLUD 104	QTSDUL 86	QTSD 39	QTSLUD 125	QTSLUD 99	QTSDUR 128	QTSLUR 79	QTSDUR 100
F Horse	QTULRS 67	QTUDRS 72	QTUD 37	QTULRS 71	QTULRS 90	QTUDRL 112	QTULRD 113	QTUDRL 136
M Horse	QTULSR 67	QTUDSL 72	QTUD 37	QTULSR 71	QTULSR 90	QTUDSR 112	QTULSD 113	QTUDSR 136
F Monkey	QTULRD 98	QTUDRL 102	QTUDRS 65	QTULRS 82	QTULR 60	QTUDRS 63	QTU 26	QTUD 49
M Monkey	QTULSD 98	QTUDSR 102	QTUDSL 65	QTULSR 82	QTULS 60	QTUDSL 63	QTU 26	QTUD 49
F Mouse	QTUL 34	QTUDR 59	QTUDR 58	QTULRS 85	QTULRS 80	QTUDRL 129	QTULRS 75	QTUDRS 68
M Mouse	QTUL 34	QTUDS 59	QTUDS 58	QTULSR 85	QTULSR 80	QTUDSR 129	QTULSR 75	QTUDSL 68
F Pig	QTSLRD 134	QT 24	QTSDRL 114	QTSLRD 119	QTSLR 55	QTSD 45	QTSLRD 127	QTSDRL 105
M Pig	QTSLUD 134	QT 24	QTSDUR 114	QTSLUD 119	QTSLU 55	QTSD 45	QTSLUD 127	QTSDUR 105
F Rabbit	QTULRS 73	QTUDRS 88	QTUD 51	QTU 28	QTULRS 91	QTUDRL 130	QTULRD 107	QTUDRS 87
M Rabbit	QTULSR 73	QTUDSL 88	QTUD 51	QTU 28	QTULSR 91	QTUDSR 130	QTULSD 107	QTUDSL 87

Look up each “gag” in the following table. Add up the results.

		# % 7 (“value”)
		0	1	2	3	4	5	6
Q	First SN digit + (laff % 10)	1	3	5	9	15	21	29
T	Last SN digit + DR(laff)	2	4	8	12	18	24	32
U	Remaining SN chars (base-36) (process in same order as gags)	1	1	2	3	5	8	13
R		2	3	4	5	10	15	20
L		1	3	7	14	20	26	36
S		2	4	8	16	24	32	40
D		2	3	4	5	10	15	20

Add laff divided by 10.

	if	then
2 gags	Values are ≥ 3 and ≥ 5	+ 25
3 gags	≥ 2 values ≥ 5
4 gags	≥ 2 values ≥ 5 OR ≥ 1 value ≥ 5 and ≥ 2 values = 4
else	never

	≥ 3 b	else		(Click on a name to see the image)
1 dot	− 38	− 58		Cashbot Coin Mint	− 78
2 dots	− 40	− 60		Cashbot Dollar Mint	− 80
3 dots	− 43	− 63		Cashbot Bullion Mint	− 82
4 dots	− 46	− 66		Front Three	− 85
5 dots	− 49	− 69		Middle Six	− 87
Lawbot A Office	− 79	− 79		Back Nine	− 89
Lawbot B Office	− 81	− 81		Purple shirt	− 73
Lawbot C Office	− 83	− 83		Green shirt	− 85
Lawbot D Office	− 85	− 85		Blue shirt	− 87
Front Entrance	− 65	− 65		Black shirt	− 90

If result ≥ 0, press YES, else press NO.