On the Subject of Totally Breaking Triangle Buttons

Time to point yourself in the right direction.

Take the directions of the buttons in reading order (U = UP, L = LEFT, D = DOWN, R = RIGHT). The letter in bold is the one to press.

LRUD	RLDU	UDRL	DRUL
LRDU	DURL	LDRU	DULR
RULD	LUDR	URDL	DRLU
RDUL	RLUD	UDLR	ULDR
LDUR	LURD	ULRD	URLD
RDLU	DLUR	DLRU	RUDL