On the Subject of Weird Al Yankovic

Are you White and Nerdy enough for this module?

The module consists of a jukebox with three lyrics and three vinyl buttons.

Use the given lyrics to work out which song has been selected.

Enter the song lyrics in the order they appear in the song.

Certain words may appear in multiple songs, but all three will only appear in any one song.

If a word appears more than once in a song, use the first instance of its usage.

Song Title	Lyrics
Jackson Park Express	Oh, I’d like to remove all your skin, and wear your skin, over my own skin but not in a creepy way.
Dare to be Stupid	Put down that chainsaw and listen to me, It’s time for us to join in the fight, It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, It’s time to let the bedbugs bite.
Albuquerque.	So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It’s some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I’m right
If That Isn’t Love.	I’ll give you my word you’re so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd.
Slime Creatures from Outer Space	First they leveled Tokyo, then New York was next to go. Boy I really wish they’d cut it out
Christmas at Ground Zero	Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin', It’s the end of all humanity. No more time for last minute shoppin', It’s time to face your final destiny
One of Those Days	Big steamroller just ran over my mom, and I cut myself shaving and they’re dropping the bomb. It’s just one of those days. That’s all, it’s just one of those days.

Song Title	Lyrics
Don’t Wear Those Shoes	But I’m begging you down on my bended knees oh, honey, please don’t wear those shoes. You can spit in my face if you’re so inclined, Baby, I don’t mind, but please don’t wear those shoes.
My Own Eyes	I saw a mime get hacked to death with an imaginary cleaver. I saw an old man’s final breath, I watched him die from Bieber Fever
Virus Alert	Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down, drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground. Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine. Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
Weasel Stomping Day	All the little girls and boys love that wonderful crunching noise. You’ll know what this day’s about when you stomp a weasel’s guts right out.
Bob	Madam, I’m Adam, too hot to hoot. No lemons, no melon too bad I hid a boot.
Word Crimes	Like "I could care less". That means you do care. At least a little.
Everything You Know Is Wrong	I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut and, well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died.
The Night Santa Went Crazy	Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead. Some guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head.
Jerry Springer	Baby, I’ve been sleepin' with your sister. Oh? Well, which one? All of them. Oh! Well, I’ve been sleepin' with your best friend Jake! Yeah? Well, well me too! Oh! And I’ve been sleepin' with your dog Woofie! Woofie, you bitch! Well, I’m also sleepin' with your pet goat! Oh that goat doesn’t love you!
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi	Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots, Oy gevalt, I’m so ferklempt that I could plotz.
Truck Drivin’ Song	I’m drivin' a truck. Drivin' a big ol' truck. Pedal to the metal, hope I don’t run out of luck. Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn drivin' a truck with my high heels on.

Song Title	Lyrics
That’s Your Horoscope for Today	Pisces: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus. You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
Hardware Store	They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters. Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers. Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters. Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters. Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables. Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles. Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication. Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation. Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors. Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors. Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers. Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.