On the Subject of Who’s on First

This contraption is like something out of a sketch comedy routine, which might be funny if it wasn’t connected to a bomb. I’ll keep this brief, as words only complicate matters.

1. Read the display and use step 1 to determine which button label to read.
2. Using this button label, use step 2 to determine which button to push.
3. Repeat until the module has been disarmed.

Step 1

Step 2

B L BLANK M R C T R CEE B R DISPLAY B R FIRST T R HOLD ON B R LEAD B R LED M L LEED B L NO B R NOTHING M L OKAY T R READ M R RED M R REED B L SAYS B R SEE B R THEIR M R THERE B R THEY ARE M L THEY’RE B L UR T L YES M L YOU M R YOU ARE B R YOU’RE M R YOUR M R

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