On the Subject of Who’s on First
I DON'T GIVE A DARN!
- Use step 1 to determine which button label to read.
- Use step 2 to determine which button to push.
- Repeat until the module has been disarmed.
Step 1
| B L | |
| BLANK | M R |
| C | T R |
| CEE | B R |
| DISPLAY | B R |
| FIRST | T R |
| HOLD ON | B R |
| LEAD | B R |
| LED | M L |
| LEED | B L |
| NO | B R |
| NOTHING | M L |
| OKAY | T R |
| READ | M R |
| RED | M R |
| REED | B L |
| SAYS | B R |
| SEE | B R |
| THEIR | M R |
| THERE | B R |
| THEY ARE | M L |
| THEY’RE | B L |
| UR | T L |
| YES | M L |
| YOU | M R |
| YOU ARE | B R |
| YOUR | M R |
| YOU’RE | M R |
Step 2
| BLANK | WAIT, RIGHT, OKAY, MIDDLE, BLANK |
|---|---|
| DONE | SURE, UH HUH, NEXT, WHAT?, YOUR, UR, YOU’RE, HOLD, LIKE, YOU, U, YOU ARE, UH UH, DONE |
| FIRST | LEFT, OKAY, YES, MIDDLE, NO, RIGHT, NOTHING, UHHH, WAIT, READY, BLANK, WHAT, PRESS, FIRST |
| HOLD | YOU ARE, U, DONE, UH UH, YOU, UR, SURE, WHAT?, YOU’RE, NEXT, HOLD |
| LEFT | RIGHT, LEFT |
| LIKE | YOU’RE, NEXT, U, UR, HOLD, DONE, UH UH, WHAT?, UH HUH, YOU, LIKE |
| MIDDLE | BLANK, READY, OKAY, WHAT, NOTHING, PRESS, NO, WAIT, LEFT, MIDDLE |
| NEXT | WHAT?, UH HUH, UH UH, YOUR, HOLD, SURE, NEXT |
| NO | BLANK, UHHH, WAIT, FIRST, WHAT, READY, RIGHT, YES, NOTHING, LEFT, PRESS, OKAY, NO |
| NOTHING | UHHH, RIGHT, OKAY, MIDDLE, YES, BLANK, NO, PRESS, LEFT, WHAT, WAIT, FIRST, NOTHING |
| OKAY | MIDDLE, NO, FIRST, YES, UHHH, NOTHING, WAIT, OKAY |
| PRESS | RIGHT, MIDDLE, YES, READY, PRESS |
| READY | YES, OKAY, WHAT, MIDDLE, LEFT, PRESS, RIGHT, BLANK, READY |
| RIGHT | YES, NOTHING, READY, PRESS, NO, WAIT, WHAT, RIGHT |
| SURE | YOU ARE, DONE, LIKE, YOU’RE, YOU, HOLD, UH HUH, UR, SURE |
| U | UH HUH, SURE, NEXT, WHAT?, YOU’RE, UR, UH UH, DONE, U |
| UH HUH | UH HUH |
| UH UH | UR, U, YOU ARE, YOU’RE, NEXT, UH UH, DONE, YOU, UH HUH |
| UHHH | READY, NOTHING, LEFT, WHAT, OKAY, YES, RIGHT, NO, PRESS, BLANK, UHHH |
| UR | DONE, U, UR |
| WAIT | UHHH, NO, BLANK, OKAY, YES, LEFT, FIRST, PRESS, WHAT, WAIT |
| WHAT | UHHH, WHAT |
| WHAT? | YOU, HOLD, YOU’RE, YOUR, U, DONE, UH UH, LIKE, YOU ARE, UH HUH, UR, NEXT, WHAT? |
| YES | OKAY, RIGHT, UHHH, MIDDLE, FIRST, WHAT, PRESS, READY, NOTHING, YES |
| YOU | SURE, YOU ARE, YOUR, YOU’RE, NEXT, UH HUH, UR, HOLD, WHAT?, YOU |
| YOU ARE | YOUR, NEXT, LIKE, UH HUH, WHAT?, DONE, UH UH, HOLD, YOU, U, YOU’RE, SURE, UR, YOU ARE |
| YOUR | UH UH, YOU ARE, UH HUH, YOUR |
| YOU’RE | YOU, YOU’RE |