Na téma Kdo je první (čeština)

Tento výmysl je jak z klasického skeče, což by mohlo být vtipné, nebýt to připojené k bombě. Budu stručný, protože slova vše jenom komplikují.

• Přečtěte nápis na displeji a použijte tabulku 1 a určete, který nápis na tlačítku máte přečíst.
• Použijte tento nápis v tabulce 2 a určete, které tlačítko máte zmáčknout.
• Opakujte tento proces, dokud se modul nezneškodní.
• Upozornění: Tento manuál pracuje s anglickými nápisy.

Tabulka 1:

Na základě nápisu na displeji přečtěte popisek na určitém tlačítku a pokračujte na Tabulku 2:

YES	FIRST	DISPLAY	OKAY	SAYS	NOTHING
	BLANK	NO	LED	LEAD	READ
RED	REED	LEED	HOLD ON	YOU	YOU ARE
YOUR	YOU’RE	UR	THERE	THEY’RE	THEIR
	THEY ARE	SEE	C	CEE

Tabulka 2:

Použijte nápis z Tabulky 1, zmáčkněte první tlačítko Které se objeví z následující tabulky:

„READY“:	YES, OKAY, WHAT, MIDDLE, LEFT, PRESS, RIGHT, BLANK, READY, NO, FIRST, UHHH, NOTHING, WAIT
„FIRST“:	LEFT, OKAY, YES, MIDDLE, NO, RIGHT, NOTHING, UHHH, WAIT, READY, BLANK, WHAT, PRESS, FIRST
„NO“:	BLANK, UHHH, WAIT, FIRST, WHAT, READY, RIGHT, YES, NOTHING, LEFT, PRESS, OKAY, NO, MIDDLE
„BLANK“:	WAIT, RIGHT, OKAY, MIDDLE, BLANK, PRESS, READY, NOTHING, NO, WHAT, LEFT, UHHH, YES, FIRST
„NOTHING“:	UHHH, RIGHT, OKAY, MIDDLE, YES, BLANK, NO, PRESS, LEFT, WHAT, WAIT, FIRST, NOTHING, READY
„YES“:	OKAY, RIGHT, UHHH, MIDDLE, FIRST, WHAT, PRESS, READY, NOTHING, YES, LEFT, BLANK, NO, WAIT
„WHAT“:	UHHH, WHAT, LEFT, NOTHING, READY, BLANK, MIDDLE, NO, OKAY, FIRST, WAIT, YES, PRESS, RIGHT
„UHHH“:	READY, NOTHING, LEFT, WHAT, OKAY, YES, RIGHT, NO, PRESS, BLANK, UHHH, MIDDLE, WAIT, FIRST
„LEFT“:	RIGHT, LEFT, FIRST, NO, MIDDLE, YES, BLANK, WHAT, UHHH, WAIT, PRESS, READY, OKAY, NOTHING
„RIGHT“:	YES, NOTHING, READY, PRESS, NO, WAIT, WHAT, RIGHT, MIDDLE, LEFT, UHHH, BLANK, OKAY, FIRST
„MIDDLE“:	BLANK, READY, OKAY, WHAT, NOTHING, PRESS, NO, WAIT, LEFT, MIDDLE, RIGHT, FIRST, UHHH, YES
„OKAY“:	MIDDLE, NO, FIRST, YES, UHHH, NOTHING, WAIT, OKAY, LEFT, READY, BLANK, PRESS, WHAT, RIGHT
„WAIT“:	UHHH, NO, BLANK, OKAY, YES, LEFT, FIRST, PRESS, WHAT, WAIT, NOTHING, READY, RIGHT, MIDDLE
„PRESS“:	RIGHT, MIDDLE, YES, READY, PRESS, OKAY, NOTHING, UHHH, BLANK, LEFT, FIRST, WHAT, NO, WAIT
„YOU“:	SURE, YOU ARE, YOUR, YOU’RE, NEXT, UH HUH, UR, HOLD, WHAT?, YOU, UH UH, LIKE, DONE, U
„YOU ARE“:	YOUR, NEXT, LIKE, UH HUH, WHAT?, DONE, UH UH, HOLD, YOU, U, YOU’RE, SURE, UR, YOU ARE
„YOUR“:	UH UH, YOU ARE, UH HUH, YOUR, NEXT, UR, SURE, U, YOU’RE, YOU, WHAT?, HOLD, LIKE, DONE
„YOU’RE“:	YOU, YOU’RE, UR, NEXT, UH UH, YOU ARE, U, YOUR, WHAT?, UH HUH, SURE, DONE, LIKE, HOLD
„UR“:	DONE, U, UR, UH HUH, WHAT?, SURE, YOUR, HOLD, YOU’RE, LIKE, NEXT, UH UH, YOU ARE, YOU
„U“:	UH HUH, SURE, NEXT, WHAT?, YOU’RE, UR, UH UH, DONE, U, YOU, LIKE, HOLD, YOU ARE, YOUR
„UH HUH“:	UH HUH, YOUR, YOU ARE, YOU, DONE, HOLD, UH UH, NEXT, SURE, LIKE, YOU’RE, UR, U, WHAT?
„UH UH“:	UR, U, YOU ARE, YOU’RE, NEXT, UH UH, DONE, YOU, UH HUH, LIKE, YOUR, SURE, HOLD, WHAT?
„WHAT?“:	YOU, HOLD, YOU’RE, YOUR, U, DONE, UH UH, LIKE, YOU ARE, UH HUH, UR, NEXT, WHAT?, SURE
„DONE“:	SURE, UH HUH, NEXT, WHAT?, YOUR, UR, YOU’RE, HOLD, LIKE, YOU, U, YOU ARE, UH UH, DONE
„NEXT“:	WHAT?, UH HUH, UH UH, YOUR, HOLD, SURE, NEXT, LIKE, DONE, YOU ARE, UR, YOU’RE, U, YOU
„HOLD“:	YOU ARE, U, DONE, UH UH, YOU, UR, SURE, WHAT?, YOU’RE, NEXT, HOLD, UH HUH, YOUR, LIKE
„SURE“:	YOU ARE, DONE, LIKE, YOU’RE, YOU, HOLD, UH HUH, UR, SURE, U, WHAT?, NEXT, YOUR, UH UH
„LIKE“:	YOU’RE, NEXT, U, UR, HOLD, DONE, UH UH, WHAT?, UH HUH, YOU, LIKE, SURE, YOU ARE, YOUR