On the Subject of Who’s on First

This contraption is like something out of a sketch comedy routine, which might be funny if it wasn't connected to a bomb. I’ll keep this brief, as words only complicate matters.

  1. Read the display and use step 1 to determine which button label to read.
  2. Using this button label, use step 2 to determine which button to push.
  3. Repeat until the module has been disarmed.
Step 1 Step 2
B L
BLANKM R
CT R
CEEB R
DISPLAYB R
FIRSTT R
HOLD ONB R
LEADB R
LEDM L
LEEDB L
NOB R
NOTHINGM L
OKAYT R
READM R
REDM R
REEDB L
SAYSB R
SEEB R
THEIRM R
THEREB R
THEY AREM L
THEY’REB L
URT L
YESM L
YOUM R
YOU AREB R
YOU’REM R
YOURM R
BLANKWAIT, RIGHT, OKAY, MIDDLE, BLANK
DONESURE, UH HUH, NEXT, WHAT?, YOUR, UR, YOU’RE, HOLD, LIKE, YOU, U, YOU ARE, UH UH, DONE
FIRSTLEFT, OKAY, YES, MIDDLE, NO, RIGHT, NOTHING, UHHH, WAIT, READY, BLANK, WHAT, PRESS, FIRST
HOLDYOU ARE, U, DONE, UH UH, YOU, UR, SURE, WHAT?, YOU’RE, NEXT, HOLD
LEFTRIGHT, LEFT
LIKEYOU’RE, NEXT, U, UR, HOLD, DONE, UH UH, WHAT?, UH HUH, YOU, LIKE
MIDDLEBLANK, READY, OKAY, WHAT, NOTHING, PRESS, NO, WAIT, LEFT, MIDDLE
NEXTWHAT?, UH HUH, UH UH, YOUR, HOLD, SURE, NEXT
NOBLANK, UHHH, WAIT, FIRST, WHAT, READY, RIGHT, YES, NOTHING, LEFT, PRESS, OKAY, NO
NOTHINGUHHH, RIGHT, OKAY, MIDDLE, YES, BLANK, NO, PRESS, LEFT, WHAT, WAIT, FIRST, NOTHING
OKAYMIDDLE, NO, FIRST, YES, UHHH, NOTHING, WAIT, OKAY
PRESSRIGHT, MIDDLE, YES, READY, PRESS
READYYES, OKAY, WHAT, MIDDLE, LEFT, PRESS, RIGHT, BLANK, READY
RIGHTYES, NOTHING, READY, PRESS, NO, WAIT, WHAT, RIGHT
SUREYOU ARE, DONE, LIKE, YOU’RE, YOU, HOLD, UH HUH, UR, SURE
UUH HUH, SURE, NEXT, WHAT?, YOU’RE, UR, UH UH, DONE, U
UH HUHUH HUH
UH UHUR, U, YOU ARE, YOU’RE, NEXT, UH UH
UHHHREADY, NOTHING, LEFT, WHAT, OKAY, YES, RIGHT, NO, PRESS, BLANK, UHHH
URDONE, U, UR
WAITUHHH, NO, BLANK, OKAY, YES, LEFT, FIRST, PRESS, WHAT, WAIT
WHATUHHH, WHAT
WHAT?YOU, HOLD, YOU’RE, YOUR, U, DONE, UH UH, LIKE, YOU ARE, UH HUH, UR, NEXT, WHAT?
YESOKAY, RIGHT, UHHH, MIDDLE, FIRST, WHAT, PRESS, READY, NOTHING, YES
YOU AREYOUR, NEXT, LIKE, UH HUH, WHAT?, DONE, UH UH, HOLD, YOU, U, YOU’RE, SURE, UR, YOU ARE
YOUSURE, YOU ARE, YOUR, YOU’RE, NEXT, UH HUH, UR, HOLD, WHAT?, YOU
YOURUH UH, YOU ARE, UH HUH, YOUR
YOU’REYOU, YOU’RE