On the Subject of Wire Testing

Cut to test.

This module has a panel with 5 wires, a CONFIRM and DENY button, and 3 stage lights.

To disarm this module, cut each wire and depending on the wire colors, their order, and what happens when they are cut, CONFIRM or DENY the set of wires. Doing this successfully 3 times will disarm the module. If you press the wrong button it will strike and reset to stage 1.

Determining Validity:

For each wire, find in the table the wire color and what happened when cut to determine that wire’s validity.

	Normal	Can’t Cut	False Strike	False Solve	Pressed in	bip*
White	UwU	Three	X	D	D	Four
Yellow	X	UwU	HELP	one	D	Three
Black	Three	Two	UwU	Help	Four	A
Blue	D	Two	HELP	UwU	Tree	Three
Red	Tree	HELP	X	Four	UwU	Red
White/Yellow	Red	Tree	one	HELP	X	UwU
White/Black	UwU	Tree	A	Three	Three	D
White/Blue	Tree	UwU	Red	HELP	A	A
White/Red	Red	Tree	UwU	HELP	Red	A
Yellow/Black	Tree	X	Four	UwU	HELP	X
Yellow/Blue	Tree	Two	A	A	UwU	A
Yellow/Red	D	X	Four	A	Four	UwU
Black/Blue	UwU	D	HELP	one	one	A
Black/Red	Tree	UwU	X	X	X	Three
Blue/Red	one	HELP	UwU	Red	A	Two

*bip is when the status light turns yellow.

Key of Validity:

• Red — if there are at least 3 wires colored red in any way, this is valid.
• Two — if this is the second stage or second wire this is invalid.
• HELP — if the serial number contains a letter from PLEASE, HELP, or ME, this is valid.
• UwU — if there is a U or W in the serial number this is valid, otherwise it’s still valid.
• Three — if the next wire down is not colored red in any way (loops around) this is valid.
• Tree — if this is the third wire in this stage or this wire’s position (top to bottom, starting from 1) is a number in the serial number this is valid.
• A — if there is more than 1 pressed in wire this is invalid.
• Four — if the second character in the serial number is a number, this wire is valid if the fourth character is from G-Z, otherwise, if the second character is a letter, this wire is valid if there is not a 4 in the serial number.
• X — if there are less than 3 strikes this is valid.
• D — if there is a DVI-D port this is valid.
• one — if you get 1 (one) bitch this is valid. (This is always invalid).

Pressing CONFIRM or DENY:

If 4 or more wires are valid press CONFIRM, otherwise press DENY.