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[OBSOLETE] Performing Exorcisms
This article is archived here, and cannot be found in our latest edition.
Posted on October 31, 3928
A 6738-Step Guide to Resurrection
It’s a little complicated.
Posted on October 31, 3927
Exclusive Interview with a Ghoul
Exclusive information that not even Harvard knows.
Posted on October 31, 3926
How to Become Your Deepest Self
Eventually, all people will achieve a deep status, but here’s a way to reach it faster.
Posted on October 31, 3925
Incantations to Use Against Nyogtha
Nyogtha? More like No-gtha.
Posted on October 31, 3931
Kish x Sarnath: A Love Story
(Wait, Sarnath isn’t even a person…)
Posted on October 31, 3930
Top 10 Signs/Symbols
I mean, technically there’s only one. Hint: it starts with a V.
Posted on October 31, 3929