On the Subject of Faulty Sinks
There’s nothing worse than when your plumbing is not working properly.
In the process of transferring manufacturers for our Sinks, there have been some issues in production, causing many of our product to become faulty.
While this issue would generally be dealt with within our own parties, it appears that many of these faulty Sinks have made their way to the general public, and it is our reponsibility to request a recall of this product for general safety and performance.
Unfortunately, as this product is designed with explosives in mind, it’s important to know how to dismantle the product before removal and return of the product.
Fortunately, we have documentation of the workings of the various faulty product. Use the following instructions along with the original Sink instructions as a guide. Do not interact with a hot or cold knob unless the instructions state that you may.
Important: The most common malfunction is an endless turning knob. If you interact with a button one of the knobs may begin spinning on its own. The knob will continue spinning until it is manually stopped.
There are three different ways to stop a knob from spinning:
- If the knob begins spinning after turning three correct knobs, select those three knobs in reverse.
- Otherwise if a knob is spinning clockwise, hold that knob for three seconds and let go. If you hold for longer than five seconds, you may receive a warning.
- Otherwise, if the knob is spinning counter-clockwise, select the opposite knob.