On the Subject of Twitter.com

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You’ve decided to log onto Twitter to make your daily post for the lovely Twitter clout. However, it seems like the other users are in a particularly bad mood today, and are ready to cancel people for even the most simple and unassuming posts! Undeterred, you decide to try and go ahead with making your post, though at an enormous risk.

To solve the module, you must decide which of the currently saved drafts you have stored away to post and when to post it.

Obtaining the Clout Value:

First, press the Twitter logo to log into the module and deduce whose profile you’re using based on the profile picture in the top left. Use this to find the Clout Formula associated with that user. Define the required variables and use the formula to obtain the value of C. Take the absolute value of C, drop any decimals, and then take the least significant digit. This is your Clout Value.

Eltrick: C=Z	GhostSalt: C=P-D	eXish: C=E/(VX)
Quinn Wuest: C=NN	Kilo Bites: C=Y*(L+P)	GoodHood: C=M/W
Blananas2: C=U*S*A	Deaf: C=√(D)	Kuro: C=I+B

M = # of Modules	E = # of Solved Modules	V = # of Unsolved Modules	I = # of Indicators
L = # of Lit Indicators	U = # of Unlit Indicators	B = # of Batteries	D = # of AA Batteries
S = # of D Batteries	A = # of Port Plates	P = # of Ports	N = (Sum of SN Digits mod 5) + 1
W = Day of the Week Value (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc.)	X = Value of X in Algebra mod 5	Y = Value of Y in Algebra	Z = Value of Z in Algebra

Tweeting the Right Tweet at the Right Time:

Once you have your Clout Value, find which set of Tweets below matches that Clout Value. Find which Tweet within the set is present in the drafts and post that Tweet at the corresponding Tweeting Time. If the correct Tweet is posted at the correct time, you will defuse the module. If you post the incorrect Tweet or at the wrong time, you will be canceled, you will receive a strike, and you will be given a new profile to Tweet from alongside new Tweet drafts.

Tweets	Clout Value	Tweeting Time
-KTaNE is overrated. -Taylor Swift was never good. -Memes are just terrible today.	0	When the seconds digits form a multiple of 7.
-Jackbox games are worthless. -The Last of Us was just okay. -Art is too confusing.	1	When the seconds digits match each other.
-YouTubers aren’t funny. -Drake is only slightly talented. -Soccer is not entertaining.	2	When the seconds digits are both prime numbers.
-KTaNE is dying. -Sparkling water is good. -Minecraft is for kids.	3	When the seconds digits add up to 10 or greater.
-The MCU has lost its appeal. -Top Gear annoys me. -Art is a joke.	4	When the seconds digits form a factor of 100.
-Waffles are better than pancakes. -Pokémon hasn’t been good in years. -Football has gotten boring.	5	When the seconds digits are both odd or both even.
-KTaNE is a waste of time. -Art is not difficult. -Memes make no sense.	6	When the seconds digits have a 6 in the last position.

Viable Tweets	Clout Value	Tweeting Time
-McDonalds is not that bad. -Harry Potter is subpar. -Spongebob always sucked.	7	When the seconds digits have a difference of less than 4.
-YouTubers are too loud. -Daft Punk was stupid. -Memes are irritating.	8	When the seconds digits display ##:21.
-YouTubers are annoying. -Tron is underrated. -Baseball is failing.	9	At any time.